A strange article from the ever-unreadable Brighton Argus:
A school in Lewes has sent parents a letter reminding them that guns, whips and knuckle dusters are banned in class.
Show-And-Tell next week? Cancelled.
TheEye actually took a English longbow (complete with the pointy dangerous add-on bits) to college a good few years ago for educational purposes in an attempt to edjumkate the masses.
Would probably be arrested now on ‘elf’n’safety grounds because you could get a splinter in your finger.