All Seeing Eye

For the benefit of newsreader Naomi Lloyd who breathlessly announced the discovery of a dead polar bear washed up in Cornwall…

It’s looking bleak in Britainistan, where you don’t have to burn a Koran to get thrown in jail, you just have to watch someone else doing it: In a disturbing development, Northumbria Police in Gateshead last week arrested two men after they watched and shared a video on Facebook of […]

In random fuckwittery we find that it doesn’t matter if your undergraduate experience consists of three years face down in a pool of vomit outside a nightclub hundreds of miles from your gloriously unaware parents – you’re still entitled to a top degree. Cos it’s yer Yuman Right, innit?Apparently: A […]

Is there no end to the psychological warfare of the eco-zealots? This gizmo is supposed to teach children about that to save polar bears you must wash your hands in goldfish waste. Or something. Well here’s a clever way to encourage people to conserve water while they’re washing their hands. […]

In the news in the US at the moment; the Delaware Republican candidate for Senate, Christine O’Donnell, has come under fire for “dabbling” in witchcraft when she was at High School. Youthful ‘dabbling’ hasn’t been a barrier to the careers of other US politicians though: Hat-tip to Doug Powers and […]

Struggling to find a present for the Muslim who has everything? Here’s a handy Christmas idea. Really handy if they are visiting New York and the Ground Zero Victory Mosque hasn’t been finished off yet…they can pray with a Porto-Mosque: For Muslims too busy with work to attend Friday prayers […]

It’s sort of Catholicism meets the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Guy Consolmagno, curator of the Pope’s meteorite collection (eh?) and a trained astronomer and planetary scientist, says in the Guardian that he would be ‘delighted’ if intelligent life was found among the stars. ‘But the odds of us […]

Sometimes, it is hard to know what you make of what is happening. Just yesterday the media (except the BBC, nationally) were reporting that our security services had successfully disrupted what was termed a plot to kill Pope Benedict in London by Islamic terrorists (aka North African Cockney Street cleaners, […]

Did you see that former Wham front-man George Michael has been moved to a softer prison after being jailed the other day. Wonder will he regale fellow in-mates with a few verses of “I’m your man” or maybe a quick burst of “Bad Boys”? And let’s not even go near […]

The GrumpyOldTwat has randomly exploded in a shower of rage and fury about Norwich County Council blowing £24million on bean bags, flexible walls and sofas. He’s spot on. As posts go, it’s not for the faint hearted. Just remember, Gotty; deep breaths, large swigs of wine and keep taking the pills: