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For Sale: Aircraft Carrier (Scratched)

November 29, 2010 at 8:59 pm

For those of you immune to the charms of spoof postings on property websites selling Ireland here’s a genuine For Sale post, and the product really is available. HMS Invincible. Availability is listed as In Stock, which is handy for Christmas. Buyer collection only, which is a pain if your tugboat […]

Christmas Ideas (US Edition)

November 29, 2010 at 6:32 pm

For your freedom-loving friends in the US, 4th Amendment Wear is underwear with that section of the United States Constitution printed on them with metallic ink. That means it will show up when worn through a TSA X-Ray machine. Fantastic! In children’s sizes too. Makes you wonder what other slogans […]

Most Boring Day In History

November 29, 2010 at 6:14 pm

For some completely inexplicable reason (possibly he’s after a prize in the next Ig Noble Awards) someone has devoted time, effort and money to working out the most “boring” date in history. April 11th, 1954. Unless, of course, you count the most boring day happening, in which case something did […]

Sun Owned By Spanish Peasant

November 29, 2010 at 5:14 pm

Perhaps it’s because their country is falling to bits that the Spanish are clutching at straws. Facing an imminent crash out of the Eurozone and a property market that’s either half built, falling down or both; one mad crone from Galicia has decided to look overseas for an investment. She’s […]

Taxi Driver Danger

November 27, 2010 at 2:52 pm

Ever feel unsafe in a taxi? Unnerved by the slightly odd driver? Feel vindicated: A Taliban fighter in Dhani-Ghorri in northern Afghanistan last month told the Guardian he lived most of the time in east London, but came to Afghanistan for three months of the year for combat.“I work as […]

Question Time LiveBlog 25th November 2010

November 25, 2010 at 7:36 pm

Question Time tonight comes from Maidstone in Kent, once the parliamentary seat of Disraeli, location of the largest paper recycling factory in Europe and birthplace of the bloke who plays “Barry” in Eastenders. On the panel tonight we have Ken Clarke MP, ex-GMTV sofa-bunny Gloria de Piero MP, Nigel Farage MEP […]

Daily Express Says “Better Off Out”

November 25, 2010 at 1:42 am

We know that the relentlessly pro-EU propaganda of the BBC is partly due to the fact that the EU pay them to push that agenda. So in the teeth of subsidised brainwashing it’s reassuring to be reminded that the majority of the British people think we’ll be Better Off Out […]

Godfrey Bloom MEP (They Don’t Like It Up ‘Em)

November 24, 2010 at 7:51 pm

Godfrey Bloom MEP, here, saying the phrase, “ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Führer,” while German Social Democrat MP Martin Schulz was addressing the EU parliament in Strasbourg. When Schulz complains, Bloom calls him an “undemocratic fascist,” at which point parliamentary president Jerzy Buzek throws Bloom out of the chamber. Schulz […]

New EU Propaganda Website

November 24, 2010 at 12:59 am

Seen over at the excellent Muffled Vociferation, but if you haven’t been there yet or seen it through the blogroll here then it’s well worth repeating. The European Commission is making a fresh effort to persuade Britons they benefit from EU membership, with the launch of a new website. There’s a […]

The Coming Ice Age

November 22, 2010 at 9:40 pm

Just a few decades ago, instead of demanding that we panic because of global warming, the media shrieked that we were headed for a catastrophic ice age. Our rulers must think we have awfully short memories. They should have stuck with the ice age scenario. It’s more probable and a […]