Woke up this morning to hear the news that the world’s most hated man was dead. Imagine TheEye’s disappointment when it turns out it wasn’t Bono. Well well well. One dodgy birth certificate produced and Bin laden dead. Anyone would think there was a squeaky Presidential election coming up, wouldn’t […]
As usual on Thursday we’ll be bringing you the Question Time LiveChat session. But as it’s also Local Election results night we’re going to extend the chat to cover that as well. So we’ll start at 10:30pm as usual and finish up whenever the last wibbling drunk can’t type any […]
The depiction of John Hemmings MP defying the super-injunctions is just bizarre. But fantastic.
Not sure whether this is the genuine article but really enjoyed it anyway.
Just because there hasn’t been any “global warming” since the 1990s is no reason not to carry fish by llama into the mountains where they’ll be safe from it. Thousands of rare fish have been given a lift up a mountain on the back of llamas in an extraordinary move, […]
From a recent posting in the Situations Vacant ads in the city of Xinyang: West Jiuhua Mountain scenic spot is hiring full-time tea-leaf pickers. A prospective employee has to be a woman with no sexual experience, has a bra size of at least C, and has no scar or wound […]
To be filed under You’ve Got To be Bloody ‘Avin’ A Larf. Cutting edge research from one of nature’s true biodiversity hotspots: You are alive, but just how alive? We know that species live under our beds or in our backyards. But how many living organisms are on a square […]
TheEye is not making this up. It’s only an hour old from the Press Association. It’s real. Weep, you fools, weep! Read and despair… Nick Clegg will be portrayed as a tragic hero with hip hop swagger in a new musical play. The Deputy Prime Minister is the main character in Nicked, […]
Free medical advice from AllSeeingEye: If you’ve got cockburn, don’t cover it in lime. It’ll sting. [Cheerfully lifted from the always unread Freemantle-Cockburn Gazette which was really hinting at Fury at discharges from cement plant]
Today we learn something new and unspeakably odd about the centuries old hatred between Azerbaijan and Armenia. Reported this week in the unmissable ArmenianDiaspora: On Monday Azerbaijan’s secret services busted two students from Baku State Engineering University after Heidar Aliev, catching them red-handed – indulging in anti-Azerbaijani erotica. Yes indeed. […]
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