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Spear Chuckers With Prams

December 18, 2008 at 7:29 pm

TheEye has no sympathy for the politically correct thought-police who now seem to rule our lives. However a small amount of pity can be found for the desk-bound cretin who has to work this tricky one out: what do you do with a “lesbian Asian bus driver” sacked now by […]

The Ultimate Stocking Filler

December 18, 2008 at 3:08 am

Bouyed by a splendid contribution from St Crispin’s Day, TheEye feels it can relax, slip back into the metaphorical armchair and contemplate the buying of Christmas gifts for its corporeal friends. And so one’s gaze turns to the ultimate in Something-For-The-Person-Who-Has-Everything: A Space Shuttle. Yes, TheEye kids you not. NASA’s […]

The Big Ticket Items

December 17, 2008 at 6:59 pm

The military budget is spattered with a myriad of projects & schemes from £100k to multi billion projects. Each of the services has a big ticket item (to coin a current business speak phrase). These are 1. Navy – Carriers (recently this project has slipped a bit, and looks rocky, […]

Thank you! Thank you!

December 17, 2008 at 6:31 pm

Well, as Julian Clary may say “thank you for that warm hand uppon my entrance!” It is I St Crispin! Yes, author of the now flagging blog www.stcrispinsday.com (blog also seems to be suffering an SQL problem if anyone can help?). I got to know The Eye via blogging, and […]

Changes to “incorrect” lyrics of Christmas carols

December 17, 2008 at 4:50 pm

TheEye has a profound regard for the beliefs of all, and as it sees all, it will be watching every church (Brixworth Church is randomly pictured) at Christmas. However a certain annoyance has descended on TheEye as a result of fresh news of political correctness attacking age-old traditions for no […]

Dreaming Of A MiGgy Christmas

December 17, 2008 at 4:30 pm

We see today that Russia intends to give 10 MiG-29 fighter jets to Lebanon as a “gift”.No strings attached there, obviously. Mikhail Dmitriyev, the head of Russia’s Federal Military and Technical Cooperation Service, is also quoted as saying Moscow and Beirut are negotiating the sale of armour to Lebanon for […]


December 17, 2008 at 3:21 am

TheEye has been promised a Guest Article from the undeniably top bloke who blogs as St Crispin’s Day on this very subject of our new aircraft-carriers so has steered clear of a personal rant on the issue. If this had not been offered then a furious diatribe would have been […]

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter

December 17, 2008 at 2:14 am

Never shy about reporting on breaking news which is vital to the future of our civilisation, TheEye needs to inform its readers of breaking news from Missouri. A state legislator there wants to rescind a 19th-century law banning the sale of yellow margarine, though it’s been years since any violator […]

BBC sacks contractor over licence fee warning letters

December 16, 2008 at 3:28 pm

TheEye sees everything and does not choose to pay the Television Tax – as it is obviously not necessary for a non-corporeal being to part with cash to observe events. However the Daily LabourGraph informs us that BBC sacks contractor over licence fee warning letters containing false statistics “The corporation […]

Anti-Kidnap Expert Is Kidnapped…More Unbelievable Than Geoffrey Archer

December 16, 2008 at 2:49 pm

There is a project called the Merida Initiative to control the rampant crime in Mexico. It is costing US taxpayers $1.6 billion. TheEye casts a sharp gaze towards US affairs, knowing that when the US coughs, the world, as they say, catches a cold. And so TheEye is not pleased […]