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Vote Stearn!

February 22, 2009 at 8:18 pm

Regardless of his (unknown) politics, TheEye thoroughly recommends the members of the University of Exeter Students’ Guild to vote for this bloke as their next President. Although your humble host has lengthened the night of more than a couple of returning officers and tellers in his time, he never had […]

The Rise Of The BNP?

February 21, 2009 at 3:04 pm

TheEye is very interested in political as well as military matters and was intrigued to see ConservativeHome reporting the Local Government By-Election Results for the 19th of Feb. As every political junkie knows, they showed a result which particularly stood out: Swanley St Mary’s, Sevenoaks district councilBNP – 41% (+41)Lab […]

Princess Royal To Visit Gibraltar

February 21, 2009 at 1:55 pm

Gibraltar is loyal to the Crown. Gibraltar is proud of its history, heritage and has shown in referendum after referendum that there is no wish to break the link with the United Kingdom. So why the fuss over the Princess Royal, Princess Anne visting? She is coming to open a […]

Thieving Septics…You Are Doomed

February 21, 2009 at 1:13 pm

Our Septic compatriots across the Pond are struggling with the reign of The One – The Obamessiah. Barak Hussein Osama. A lot has changed in the month since Osama became president. Let’s review, shall we? Things That Have Gotten WORSE Since Osama Became President 1. The U.S. stock market has […]

Making A Grave Mistake

February 20, 2009 at 4:18 pm

As odd suicide bids go, this one is rather impressive. Milo Bogisic, 52, walked in to a funeral parlour in Podgorica, Montenegro, and paid cash for a coffin. Staff looked on bemused as he sat down and wrote his own obituary, but they weren’t expecting him to climb in to […]

Have You Seen This Man?

February 20, 2009 at 1:22 am

Prawo Jazdy, presumed to be a Pole who moved to Ireland to take advantage of the economic boom there, is a wanted man. Apparently guilty, yet still at large and unconvicted of any offence, he has over 50 driving allegations against his name – and a string of varying descriptions […]

Drink? You Should Be Flogged

February 20, 2009 at 12:09 am

So says Anjem Choudray; Muslim fruitcake and general Tosspot Of This Parish. Alcohol is the “root of all evil” he said on his Islam4UK website yesterday, and anyone drunk in public should, under the Sharia Law which he insists must be imposed on Great Britain, get 40 lashes. It’s 80 […]

Unbiased Headline Of The Day

February 19, 2009 at 1:11 am

Bias in the media should be challenged at all times in a free society. TheEye is a frequent critic of the BBC in this respect. Check out Biased-BBC’s live-chat shadowing Question Time at 10:30pm on Thursday for what will doubtless be another classic example. However it will have to go […]

Leave Heroin Dealers Alone Or Face Jail

February 18, 2009 at 12:20 am

Peter Drummond’s brother-in-law became addicted to heroin, so Peter decided to do something about it. He went to see the dealer. This post firmly belongs in the You-Couldn’t-Make-It-Up Department. He went round to the home of John Nellies (for it is he) and accused him of destroying the lives of […]

Labour Council Bans St George’s Day Parade

February 16, 2009 at 11:35 pm

Labour-run Sandwell Council has withdrawn all funding for a St George’s Day parade over concerns it might attract “far right” elements. Presumably they mean Tories and members of the Armed Forces. The organisers had planned to invite Gurkha soldiers to the event. TheEye is proud to be involved with a […]