Your (previously) dual-conspirators have given the GrumpyOldTwat a non-sweary haven in exchange for St Crispin and (more likely) TheEye a chance to vent their spleen in splendidly obscene verbosity elsewhere. This will remain, by agreement between St C, G.O.T. and myself a non-sweary family-friendly blog. The welcome could not have […]
Recession? What recession. Assemblyman Tom Ammiano from San Fransisco has come up with a double solution. Legalise dope and then tax it. He announced at a press conference on Monday that he had “new legislation related to the state’s fiscal crisis“. The advantage is that you’re also too stoned to […]
The B-2 “Spirit” Stealth Bomber is a rather cool looking piece of kit. Even with St. Crispin’s well known dislike of fly-boys you know that he’d still have one in the private airfield which we all know he has at the bottom of his garden if he was given half […]
Today is Shrove Tuesday or, for those of a less religious nature…Pancake Day. TheEye heartily recommends this recipe for Beer Pancakes. 2 eggs8 oz plain flour2 tbsp granulated sugar2 tsp baking powder1 tsp bicarbonate of soda1 tsp saltHalf a pint milk2 tbsp butter meltedgrated rind of 1 lemon2 tbsp Ale […]
TheEye is unsure what to get St Crispin for his birthday this year, but may have found the answer. It also happens to be free but postage and packing may prove expensive. How about a top-secret ship? The US Navy wants to give away the USS Sea Shadow to a […]
This has to be a pretty damning indictment of the Jug-Eared Obamessiah who was going to rid the world of all of it’s woes. Instead he’s just brought utter devastation. This graphic from the Investors Business Daily. Those who follow US politics will have heard of Senate Majority Leader Harry […]
Following two serious posts, it’s time for a fun item. The shambles run by the ‘one-eyed Scottish idiot’ has triumphed once again. The Isles of Scilly have received a government (i.e. your money) grant of £51,000 to fund free bus passes for all over-60’s. That’s almost a third of the […]
Hard as it may be to believe, your correspondent has actually had to negotiate to have concrete poured in a certain place at a certain depth, to a certain specification IN AFGHANISTAN (camp bastion to be precise). And you know what? It’s bl**dy impossible! Story here For once I actually […]
Hands up all you who thought this would never happen? ……………….. No one?! Well apparently this is news to our hand-wringing liberal political masters. Apparently there are over 40,000 flights from Britain to Pakistan a year that no one can account for (not business, family or holiday). “Explosives experts who […]
TheEye and St Crispin have, by and large, managed to contain their general venom for the few months that this blog has existed. It’s been non-sweary and will remain (roughly) so. However, there are times when words need to be said, and GrumpyOldTwat and TheEye have come to an arrangement. […]
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