Next year sees the General Election, and a rout of ZaNuLabour MPs. Released on to the streets with nobody to tax, there is a very real threat that the ex-Treasury ministers might take their quest for a pound of your flesh too literally. Yes, hundreds of backbench zombies will be […]
That’s it. Enough! The world is run by Captain Stupid as is often shown by posts on this blog and so TheEye is going to get in on the act for a few hours. The site is being rebranded for the day. Consider the sheer daftness of a Swedish vodka […]
Is this woman a “skank” and an “old hag”?TheEye doesn’t know although is always suspicious of women who wear too much eye shadow. Anyway, an anonymous blogger seems to think so. On his/her site we learn: “I would have to say the first-place award for ‘Skankiest in NYC’ would have […]
Remembering by how badly the news went down that Hazel Blears had been given Spanish lessons at the taxpayers’ expense, Kevin Brennan, the Innovation and Skills minister, refused on 17th June to name the minister whose attempts to learn Italian have so far cost the taxpayer £1,343 . “Identifying ministers […]
Despite the victory of Barack Hussein Obama last November, and the Democrats’ taking control of Congress, America still regards itself as a conservative country. A survey has found that in all of the fifty states, conservatives outnumber liberals (using of course the US sense of conservative/liberal). It’s very possible that […]
Not content with taxing just about everything in sight to pay for a decade of competence, the scorched earth policy continues with Labour’s attempt at a world record – the first government to tax absolutely everything. As set out in the June’s Digital Britain report, we are still on course […]
The more sympathetic amongst our readers may wonder why an illegal immigrant suing the taxpayer and a grandmother suing Tesco are lumped together in a two-part rant about the compensation culture. The answer is simple…they are both taking the piss and should both receive nothing more than the proverbial good […]
In this post and the next one we have two claims for compensation, both of which make TheEye furious. Although they are for vastly different scenarios and vastly different amounts of money they make the hackles rise for exactly the same reason….they are taking the piss. The first random scumbag […]
With apologies, TheEye needs to post this as an antidote to The Great Global Warming Swindle. Enjoy…. Industrial Nations Threaten Globe Again A new menace to the planet has been discovered and validated by a consensus of politically reliable scientists: Anthropogenic Continental Drift (ACD) will result in catastrophic damage and […]
It’s been a while since these pages were graced by the oddness that is the Austrian Times, and so to remedy that fact we are proud to present… tattooed fish. Being a collector and occasional breeder of tropical fish, TheEye twitches at this story in a Don’t Try This At […]
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