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I Am Q

September 30, 2009 at 7:00 pm

In another entry from the We’re All Doomed Department, a Swedish couple have finally succeeded in their legal campaign for their son to have the crap royally kicked out of him at school to be called Q, overturning two previous rulings by lower courts. Parents of a Jämtland boy learned […]

Vaclav Klaus To Be Impeached Over EU Constitution?

September 30, 2009 at 5:42 pm

One in a series of Questions To Which The Answer Is No, but a diverting story for the Brussels chattering classes nevertheless. The President of the Czech Republic, Vaclav Klaus, may apparently face impeachment if he does not sign the EU Constitution Lisbon Treaty according to The Economist’s Charlemagne. (Hat […]

RAF Helicopter Fiasco

September 29, 2009 at 11:24 pm

In yet another masterly procurement move, the UK Ministry of Defence has decided to spend hundreds of millions of pounds upgrading and restoring its aged Puma helicopters – which were due to retire next year – for service in Afghanistan. This will cost more than buying a fleet of brand […]

It’s Labour Wot Lost It

September 29, 2009 at 10:46 pm

Breaking news from the Land of the Dead Tree Press tonight – the graveyard shift of the newspaper reviews on 24 hour news channels bring us this devastating news for McDoom. Iain Dale MP will be cursing that he has the night off. With the headline “Labour’s Lost It” The Sun says that […]

Es Ist Deutschland Hier

September 28, 2009 at 11:10 pm

The BBC is on entertainingly xenophobic form in Germany, it seems. In his first press conference after the election Guido Westerwelle, Germany’s newly designated foreign minister, refused to answer a question in English for a BBC reporter who had been sent to report on the German election…despite the fact that he […]

A Victim Of Global Warming

September 28, 2009 at 6:24 pm

Channel 4 ‘Dispatches’ this evening will be bringing us a heartwarming tale of Care In The Community. This old gentleman used to spend hours on end sleeping through his day in a purpose-built nursing home in the heart of W1 with only the company of other geriatrics peacefully snoring on […]

QT: Griffin v Straw v ?

September 27, 2009 at 7:54 pm

It’s no exaggeration to say that the most anticipated Question Time of the year will be the one featuring Nick Griffin MEP on 22nd October. Fraser Nelson, who acquitted himself quite reasonably in last Thursday’s QT tourney, runs with news on the Spectator site that Labour are abandoning their previous stance of empty-chairing the […]

It’s All Gone Pete Tongan

September 27, 2009 at 4:39 pm

Here we call it ‘silly season; in Denmark it’s ‘agurktid’, or cucumber season – the dry period over the summer holiday weeks when small filler items are needed to make the running in the news. This year, however, has been the exception. There has been a steady flow of stories which […]

Kudos To Denzel Washington

September 27, 2009 at 3:46 pm

The showbusiness industry, it’s got to be said, is not renowned for it’s right wing thinking. Senator McCarthy probably had a whole wing of his mansion dedicated to files on Hollywood stars, and the files on Jane Fonda would have been large enough to sustain their own gravitational field. Over here, […]

That’s The Knighthood Gone

September 27, 2009 at 2:46 pm

It looks as though Andrew Marr is well and truly off of the No.10 Christmas card list for daring to ask the question that everyone has wanted to put to McDoom for a while – and Guido has been egging the Lobby to do – ask about the happy pills. […]