A Letter From Our Moscow Correspondent

December 26, 2008 at 5:39 pm

It would be hard to believe that most of TheEye’s regular readers are not frequent denizens of Komsomolskaya Pravda. So therefore it is only for passing blog visitors that one feels the need to relate the sorry tale (reported today) of a naked couple pulled from a freezing river after […]

More Stocking Filler Suggestions

December 20, 2008 at 4:58 pm

Always on the lookout for that final stocking-filler, TheEye happens upon this book called “Toujours Tingo: Weird words and bizarre phrases“. Compiled by Adam Jacot de Boinod, it lists weird words and bizarre phrases from around the world. The “tingo” of its title is an Easter Island word, meaning to […]

Soul Trader

December 19, 2008 at 6:26 pm

As a non-corporeal being TheEye cannot have committed a sin. However, as the picture shows, souls have been literally weighed for purity in the past. With a newly-found and certain nervousness about one’s lack of physical being, TheEye is worried that eBay has now banned the selling of one’s soul. […]

The Ultimate Stocking Filler

December 18, 2008 at 3:08 am

Bouyed by a splendid contribution from St Crispin’s Day, TheEye feels it can relax, slip back into the metaphorical armchair and contemplate the buying of Christmas gifts for its corporeal friends. And so one’s gaze turns to the ultimate in Something-For-The-Person-Who-Has-Everything: A Space Shuttle. Yes, TheEye kids you not. NASA’s […]

BBC sacks contractor over licence fee warning letters

December 16, 2008 at 3:28 pm

TheEye sees everything and does not choose to pay the Television Tax – as it is obviously not necessary for a non-corporeal being to part with cash to observe events. However the Daily LabourGraph informs us that BBC sacks contractor over licence fee warning letters containing false statistics “The corporation […]

Totty Watch – Miss World

December 14, 2008 at 8:01 am

Despite not existing as a corporeal being, TheEye is delighted to note the election of Kseniya Sukhinova (20) as the new Miss World. Kseniya (if we may be so familiar) from north-west Russia (TheEye has her telephone number but isn’t telling*), beat Miss India and Miss Trinidad and Tobago into […]

A Tangled Web – A Recommendation

December 12, 2008 at 5:30 am

TheEye, under another name, often makes a nuisance of itself over on Biased-BBC….a cause very close to one’s retina (in all sorts of ways). However, as the gaze has been cast wider, one has just observed that B-BBC Editor David Vance also hosts a site called A Tangled Web. It […]

A Day To Remember The Fallen

December 7, 2008 at 3:39 pm

The Eye is frequently reminded of the frailty of human life and the inhumanity we too often see. Hence the Eye keeps track of things which must never be forgotten. Today is the 67th anniversary of the infamy of the Pearl Harbor attack.Nine ships of the U.S. fleet were sunk […]

Letters From a Tory – a recommendation

December 2, 2008 at 9:06 pm

It’s been surprising that I’ve not clicked on Letters From A Tory’s website before – and even more entertaining we come from the same side of the aisle we don’t agree on most things. We have grumbled in our exchange of blog posts but we are basically on the same […]

Keep it in your trousers please.

November 29, 2008 at 1:56 pm

The Eye likes to cast its gaze over trivia as much as the burning issues of the day, hence this bit of fun. The always indispensable Croydonian often publishes polls which genuinely defy belief and he has continued this fine pattern with a survey of our Gallic neighbours “Is the […]