David Vance: International Man Of Mystery

May 20, 2009 at 11:45 pm

Okay, guilty as charged. David Vance is apparently not exactly like the bloke in that photograph. In fact a current photograph of our latest co-conspirator would indicate a lack of hair which may be more in the direction of the little-above-the-eyebrows scenario. Now please encouraged to Google for David Vance […]

Official: Men Become Impotent Because Of Women’s Legs

May 20, 2009 at 6:12 pm

Now it might be argued that TheEye has only run with this story as an excuse to publish a picture of a fantastic-looking girl. It might be similarly argued that a picture of a woman in a burqua would have elegantly made a counterpoint to the post and been interestingly […]

Snouts In The Trough (Croatian Edition)

May 20, 2009 at 5:57 pm

A politician running with the slogan “All for me, nothing for you” has made it into the second round of local elections in Croatia. Independent candidate Josko Kraljevic Risa also campaigned using the slogan “It is definitely going to be better for me, but will be the same for you.” […]

There’s Something In The Air….

May 15, 2009 at 6:31 pm

Spanish scientists have discovered traces of cocaine and LSD in the air in the cities of Madrid and Barcelona. Air pollution has long been a fact of life in Spanish cities, but scientists now say that it is not just smog that chokes people as they walk to work or […]

Eurovision ‘May Be Slightly Gay’ Shocker

May 14, 2009 at 12:15 am

Peter Tatchell, Britain’s well-known defender of the rights of sexual minorities, is going to visit Moscow to participate in the gay pride parade in Russia’s capital. Tatchell is arriving in Moscow despite the decision of the Moscow government to ban the march of homosexual individuals. The parade is to take […]

Eurovision ‘Set To Lose Money’ Shocker

May 13, 2009 at 4:11 pm

The Eurovision Song Contest, which takes place in Moscow on May 12-16, will cost a lot more than the previous contests held in other countries. The spending on the contest in Moscow will not return any profit, The Vedomosti newspaper wrote. Valery Vinogradov, the organizer of the contest in Moscow, […]

Beware The Growing Storm

May 6, 2009 at 8:51 am

TheEye has a great fear of the rise of militant Islam. Sharia Law is being introduced by stealth into the country…and even in to the banking system on an official basis by the Government. Her Majesty’s Magistrates and Divorce Courts have been directed to take in to account any decisions […]

A Sign Of The Times

April 24, 2009 at 1:58 am

TheEye believes that everyone should achieve their own levels in life without discrimination…with no regard to religion, colour or sex (unless she’s hot). Just ability. Unless you are French of course, obviously. So it’s interesting that we read this from RugbyHeaven: “The announcement of the Lions squad to tour South […]

Breaking News: Mexicans Are Short

April 17, 2009 at 3:26 pm

Unfortunately you aren’t allowed to say it in public. The expression “political correctness gone mad” is much overused and this would not qualify as more than being a bit antsy. However you’d guess that the ambassador had more important things to be attending to. Who is dishing out the Ferrero […]

Elves Haven’t Left The Building

April 15, 2009 at 7:46 pm

TheEye always enjoys beating The Croydonian to the drop with a decent survey result, and so is grinning at this one. A ridiculous number of the denizens of Iceland believe in elves. A University of Iceland poll found that, while few people will confess that they really believe in elves, […]