Ahh, They Blow Up So Quickly…

September 2, 2009 at 3:33 pm

Every now and then you see a Top10 list of names given to newborns, and more and more frequently we notice variations of Mohammed becoming popular as the population demographic changes. However here’s one name you might not have noticed yet. From TheLocal in Germany: After a three-year legal battle, […]

Global Warming Computer Causes Global Warming

August 28, 2009 at 8:37 pm

As there is zero evidence that human carbon dioxide emissions have any effect on climate, authoritarian leftists using the global warming hoax as a Trojan horse for totalitarianism have resorted to computer models to prove whatever their ideology requires them to prove regarding the climate of the future. It’s a […]

Climate Change On Trial. No Nudes Welcome!

August 28, 2009 at 2:26 pm

And so it seems that the science isn’t ‘settled’ after all. In the other side of the Pond: The nation’s largest business lobby wants to put the science of global warming on trial. The U.S. Chamber of Commerce, trying to ward off potentially sweeping federal emissions regulations, is pushing the […]

Not Just Fake Smiles

August 26, 2009 at 5:44 pm

If you are in Hungary on October 9th and find yourself with time on your hands, why not pop along to the inaugural Miss Plastic Hungary?A panel of doctors have been called in as the judges for a beauty contest with a difference where all the entrants have to have […]

World Pirate Walk-The-Plank Championship

August 22, 2009 at 10:52 am

The trouble with posting on these it’s-political-correctness-gone-mad or health’n’safety stories is that you begin to become immune to them. No matter how daft the pen-pusher, how blind to common sense the box ticker is, we have started to shrug at them. That is the worst thing to do, because these […]

Cabinet Of The Living Dead

August 19, 2009 at 1:55 pm

Next year sees the General Election, and a rout of ZaNuLabour MPs. Released on to the streets with nobody to tax, there is a very real threat that the ex-Treasury ministers might take their quest for a pound of your flesh too literally. Yes, hundreds of backbench zombies will be […]

Absolut-Eye : The Blog!

August 19, 2009 at 1:10 pm

That’s it. Enough! The world is run by Captain Stupid as is often shown by posts on this blog and so TheEye is going to get in on the act for a few hours. The site is being rebranded for the day. Consider the sheer daftness of a Swedish vodka […]

“Skank” vs Internet Anonymity

August 19, 2009 at 8:37 am

Is this woman a “skank” and an “old hag”?TheEye doesn’t know although is always suspicious of women who wear too much eye shadow. Anyway, an anonymous blogger seems to think so. On his/her site we learn: “I would have to say the first-place award for ‘Skankiest in NYC’ would have […]

Compensation Culture Pt.2

August 17, 2009 at 7:27 pm

The more sympathetic amongst our readers may wonder why an illegal immigrant suing the taxpayer and a grandmother suing Tesco are lumped together in a two-part rant about the compensation culture. The answer is simple…they are both taking the piss and should both receive nothing more than the proverbial good […]

Bombay Mix Up By The BBC

August 13, 2009 at 3:40 pm

The Great Climate Change Swindle continues unabated, but as usual the facts aren’t allowed to get in the way of a good bit of BBC propaganda. Global youth pool climate ideas say the BBC yesterday (Wed 12th). In a World Record attempt for the Largest Number Of Brainwashed Teenage Loons […]