On Wednesday, General David Petraeus appeared before Congress to brief them on the situation Afghanistan, which has just passed Vietnam to become the longest war in US history. Two more American soldiers lost their lives in Afghanistan today, which makes 33 killed in June so far. So, what was Congresswoman […]

Nobody tell AllSeeingEye contributor and all-round sound bloke on matters of terrorism David Vance, but his musical hero Elvis Costello is busy expressing his moral outrage on behalf of oppressed terrorists by canceling shows in Tel Aviv. In a message posted on his website, Costello apologizes for the move, but […]

It’s over and the dust is beginning to settle. Gordoom is holed up in the bunker staring gloomily at the revolver and the whisky but can’t bring himself to do the honourable thing. It’s a crying shame that the last sentence was typed metaphorically rather than literally. Having been fed […]

Never accuse TheEye of not feeding your need for brains. Friends will know that TheEye is a big fan of the zombie movie genre (not just the one in the image here), and so was delighted to discover that: May is the official Zombie Awareness Month of the Zombie Research […]

Compare and contrast from today’s Daily Mail. Racism (which it isn’tas it refers to MPs) Not Racist or Religiously Motivated Go figure. For putting together the head-thumping-on-table contrast, thank the excellent 13th Spitfire.

There are times when you just need to pause, take a deep breath, and ask yourself: “What would Iain Dale do?”. We see that: Three bisexual men filed a lawsuit in Seattle, Washington against the North American Gay Amateur Athletic Alliance (NAGAAA) claiming they were discriminated against for not being […]

Ah, just when Elf’n’Safety has taken most hazardous chemicals off the shelves and away from anywhere that they can harm children and small animals comes the terrifying news that NAAFI tea will be polluting the shelves of a Spar near you. Sold in aid of Help for Heroes, who will get 50p for every packet purchased, now […]

An organisation called Give Your Vote is calling on Britons to let the mostly Muslim Third World peasants of Pakistan, Afghanistan, and Ghana vote on their behalf. Endorsed by the increasingly senile Desmond Tutu, it’s stupidity of the highest order. And isn’t it illegal?

It could, of course, be humour. But American humour if it is….the sort no-one gets.

Bah humbug to the lot of them. TheEye will be enjoying a cigar as usual. As it says on the packet….Smoking Makes You Important.