US Navy SEALs On Trial For Upsetting Terrorist

November 25, 2009 at 5:59 pm

Three Navy SEALs are charged with assault for allegedly fattening the lip of a wanted terrorist. Ahmed Hashim Abed is wanted by the United States for being the “mastermind of the murder and mutilation of four Blackwater USA security guards in Fallujah in 2004.”When he found himself in United States […]

Isn’t He Supposed To Be Dead By Now?

November 18, 2009 at 9:40 pm

TheEye added a McDoom “50 Days To Save The World” countdown on this blog, but it would have been just as relevant (if slightly more ghoulish) to have a countdown to when the Lockerbie Bomber was booked to head downwards to his enternal punishment in waiting. However both options turned out to […]

Place Available At Trough

October 8, 2009 at 11:08 am

After six months of not being represented in the House of Commons, the drug addicts and dole scroungers in one of the most economically depressed parts of the world United Kingdom will finally have a chance to elect a replacement for trougher, hypocrite, liar, expenses cheat and all-round prejudiced chip-on-shoulder […]

Jihad in Beslan 5 Years On

September 1, 2009 at 3:33 pm

Five years ago today, Chechen jihadists attacked a school and took more than 1,100 hostages. 334 adults and 186 young students died in the siege. Read the memories of Jim Hoft and watch the BBC video of interviews with surviving children of Beslan. AFP reports on the Beslan parents’ concern […]

Scottish Monopoly

August 25, 2009 at 1:25 pm

Hello Mr. Bond. W’ve Been Expecting You.

August 6, 2009 at 7:12 pm

Ever wanted to be somebody else? TheEye has always fancied being James Bond, as he always gets the great gadgets, saves the world and sleeps with thousands of women. And rather like Dr. Who he seems able to change his face every other series without anybody noticing. Rather like you […]

IRA Escape Justice Again

August 5, 2009 at 4:19 pm

Two IRA terrorists who shot their way out of Brixton prison in London in 1991 while awaiting trial on conspiracy charges have evaded justice one final time. The BBC jovially describes the loveable rogues as “two men” who were “jail escapers”. The word “terrorist”, a bête noire of the BBC, […]

Poisoned Brandy – Is Nothing Sacred?

June 10, 2009 at 11:48 am

The IRA used bombs and bullets…but as far as TheEye is aware they didn’t ever get as inventive as ETA who planned to assassinate judges with poisoned decent French brandy. The leading antiterrorist judge Balthasar Garzon (pictured) was one of several intended targets in a plot foiled by authorities with […]

“Terrorist Attack” Or “Man-Caused Disaster”

May 24, 2009 at 10:09 pm

Janet “It’d better be this long when I get you home, sunshine” Napolitano is the Homeland Stupidity Secretary for Barack Hussein Obama. Oddly for one of Hussein’s appointees she appears to be a raving 24-carat fruitcake. Okay so are most of the others but at least the MSM haven’t discretely […]

Drink? You Should Be Flogged

February 20, 2009 at 12:09 am

So says Anjem Choudray; Muslim fruitcake and general Tosspot Of This Parish. Alcohol is the “root of all evil” he said on his Islam4UK website yesterday, and anyone drunk in public should, under the Sharia Law which he insists must be imposed on Great Britain, get 40 lashes. It’s 80 […]