Happy 85th birthday, Your Majesty; and may you have many more. …..plus as a side-benefit it also keeps the jug-eared plant talking mad-as-a-box-of-frogs eco-nutter out of the Big Chair.

Get ready for a performance fit for a king….and 20,000 other bloody awful puns. The limited-edition beverage has been rustled up using ‘various well-known aphrodisiacs’, according to its manufacturer. These include chocolate, horny goat weed and ‘a healthy dose of sarcasm’ in addition to the famous blue pills. Drinking three […]