This Week Belongs To Guido

April 18, 2009 at 10:47 am

It can’t be argued that this week belongs to the blogosphere. One particular individual has created a storm and some very creative bloggers have smelt the blood in the water. Power is genuinely shifting towards the people. Strangely it was just this single image which summed it up for TheEye […]

B Hussein Obama’s Dog Has Written A Book

April 16, 2009 at 11:20 pm

Barack Obama isn’t the only author in his family. The new First Dog, Bo, has his own book deal. I kid you not. Mascot Books will publish Bo, America’s Commander in Leash, a children’s book, next week. Doubtless the Teleprompter Of The United States (TOTUS) will show B Hussein Obama […]

GreenGate…The Resolution Tomorrow?

April 15, 2009 at 6:54 pm

Sky News are reporting that tomorrow the Crown Prosecution Service is to announce its decision on whether to proceed with a case following the arrest of shadow immigration minister Damian Green last November. A decision is expected to be made public at 11am. Mr Green was arrested and his house […]

Labour Rigs Election Shocker

April 15, 2009 at 4:10 pm

So Cherie Blair’s mother has rigged her selection as a prospective snout-in-the trough MP by using made-up postal voters. Quelle sodding surprise. Situation normal for Labour politicians, but probably the first time they’ve tried it in Calder Valley. It’s the Labour establishment looking after its own. Waving invisible banners proclaiming […]

Final Score: SEALs-4 Pirates-0

April 12, 2009 at 9:17 pm

A type of strange aquatic life which is not native to the coast of Somalia has helped Capt. Richard Phillips escape his pirate captives. He’s now safe aboard the USS Bainbridge and reunited with the fellow crewmembers that he put his life on the line to save. The pirates didn’t […]

Give Guido A Statue

April 12, 2009 at 6:02 pm

TheEye continues to not wish to blog on ‘Smeargate’ as it’s being done excellently elsewhere already, but spotted this over on FlyingWarPigs and it raised a smile. Even more of a smile came via Iain Dale who quotes Labour blogger ‘Recess Monkey’ as saying “It’s not been a good week […]

World Economy Doomed: Poll O’ The Day

April 10, 2009 at 6:24 am

This should disturb us – it certainly scares TheEye. It shows you how effective the indoctrination of Armerican children has been over the last few decades. Don’t forget the radical students of 1969 are the tenured Ivy League professors and lecturers of 2009. Only 53% of American adults believe capitalism […]

Screwing The Taxpayer: Aussie Style

April 9, 2009 at 8:31 am

We think that three homes and an 88p bathplug are grounds for snouts-in-the-trough accusations. How about snouts-in…hmm move on from that. Australian Labor MP for New South Wales and ex-union leader Craig Thomson seems to have stolen about AUS$100,000 from that union to pay for two hookers, time spent in […]

Expensesgate: The Way Forward?

April 8, 2009 at 5:33 pm

London Assembly Member James Cleverly has an interesting take on how to limit the expense claims for a sink-plunger for an MP’s 9th house which is really owned by their second cousin twice-removed. It’s worth reproducing in full as well as the link. Remember that James is a serving TA […]

Plant Pot Is An Elf’N’Safety Risk

April 8, 2009 at 7:42 am

Why do we tolerate this sort of nonsense? Why do we put up with it? Why can’t we get these people up close and personal with rope and lampposts? Diana Angel left out a sack of rubbish with a plastic plant pot and a broken dustpan and brush only to […]