And Today’s Lesson, Boys And Girls…

August 7, 2009 at 10:39 pm

…is about “Tess The Traveller”. You’ve guessed it. Jack and Jill, Janet and John etc are toast in todays politically correct world. The Department for Children, Schools and Families (which used to be the Department for Education and Science before it gave up on those ideas and thought that lefty […]

Ideal Gift For Eco-Nutjobs

August 6, 2009 at 9:06 pm

What do you get for the Eco-Nut who has everything except a way to measure their neurotic guilt? How about “Industrial Designer” Nick Hunter’s idea for a wrist-worn device which gives you a monthly carbon allowance and monitors how you use them… Introducing the Wearable Carbon Credit Meter. [T]he carbon […]

Her Majesty And D-Day : Fact Checking

June 7, 2009 at 10:21 am

Whilst it is disgraceful that Her Majesty was not invited to the commemorations in Normandy to honour the heroes of “Obama Beach”, it is interesting to note one fact-ette. The Queen is constantly being referred to as the only current head of state who was in uniform and served during […]

“Terrorist Attack” Or “Man-Caused Disaster”

May 24, 2009 at 10:09 pm

Janet “It’d better be this long when I get you home, sunshine” Napolitano is the Homeland Stupidity Secretary for Barack Hussein Obama. Oddly for one of Hussein’s appointees she appears to be a raving 24-carat fruitcake. Okay so are most of the others but at least the MSM haven’t discretely […]

Lurkas In Burquas: Hawaii Edition

May 8, 2009 at 12:23 am

On Wednesday, the State Senate of Hawaii passed a law to inaugurate an annual “Islam Day”. It will be on September 24th each year and was passed by their Senate 22 votes to 3. It had already passed successfully though the State House. The law has a stated aim to […]

A Sign Of The Times

April 24, 2009 at 1:58 am

TheEye believes that everyone should achieve their own levels in life without discrimination…with no regard to religion, colour or sex (unless she’s hot). Just ability. Unless you are French of course, obviously. So it’s interesting that we read this from RugbyHeaven: “The announcement of the Lions squad to tour South […]

The Met Have Form

April 17, 2009 at 10:45 pm

As it’s now illegal to take a photograph of a policeman then TheEye has used one of a group of Metropolitan riot police officers dressed as intimidating paramilitary anonymous and faceless thugs who are hitting somebody. Oh. This report from the Countryside Alliance makes for very interesting reading. Whatever you […]

Breaking News: Mexicans Are Short

April 17, 2009 at 3:26 pm

Unfortunately you aren’t allowed to say it in public. The expression “political correctness gone mad” is much overused and this would not qualify as more than being a bit antsy. However you’d guess that the ambassador had more important things to be attending to. Who is dishing out the Ferrero […]

Church Moved To Not Offend Muslims

March 25, 2009 at 9:17 pm

From the always-odd Austrian Times we see: “Church leaders are spending 100,000 GBP moving a chapel half a mile – so it doesn’t offend Muslims. The Orthodox church was built on the site of a derelict mosque in Divic, Bosnia-Herzegovina, and is being taken away to improve relations with local […]

The Wear(y)ing Of The Green

March 17, 2009 at 3:12 pm

It’s that day of the year again…the one where you have to choose between a pub full of drunken idiots who had an Irish great-great-grandfather or a pub full of English people who are miserable because they’ve been forced out of their local for the night by shamrock-bedecked Guinness quaffers. […]