The breaking story currently buzzing on the newswire is that Chris Huhne has been exposed as being a straight LibDem. Colleagues are reacting with shock. Mark Oaten has probably put down his rent boys for half an hour to digest his disgust at this quite unforeseen development. By straying into […]

“Police Reportedly Ask Transgender Topless Sunbathers To Put Tops Back On” REHOBOTH BEACH, Delaware – Rehoboth Beach lifeguards requested police assistance late Saturday afternoon for a situation involving a group of transgender men who had their breasts exposed according to a report by the Rehoboth Weekend Update. The report says […]

From Nola.com comes the completely incredible news that Feds meet with ‘Titanic’ director James Cameron on oil spill Federal officials are hoping film director James Cameron can help them come up with ideas on how to stop the disastrous oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.The “Avatar” and “Titanic” director […]

…because everyone is good at something. It’s not fact-checkable, but this cites the CIA World FactBook as a source so it’s a fair bet that it’s accurate. Apparently we are No1 in the world for CCTV, which shouldn’t come as much of a surprise to anyone. Amusing that the world […]

In a piece of random daftness, it seem that some people go through life with a great big target on their backs: Police say a Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down a man named Lord Jesus Christ as he crossed a street in Northampton [MA] on Tuesday. The […]

Once again, it seems, the Socialist Menace has been averted. Militant trade union activists have pulled back from the brink of causing social chaos and anarchy on the streets. For the Great New York Doorman Strike of 2010 has been called off. Under the marvellous headline “Deal Reached That Averts […]

Not only does Walmart refuse to let unions drive its prices through the ceiling, it’s also racist — or is it the law of supply and demand that’s racist? Walmart is raising eyebrows after cutting the price of a black Barbie doll to nearly half of that of the doll’s […]

Now this is how you do it…and it’s been ages since we’ve visited the ever odd Austrian Times, eh? Hundreds of desperate job-seekers took part in a Binman Olympics to compete for just 14 jobs as road sweepers. Nearly 500 entrants competed for what are considered plum civil service jobs […]

…well, in Sweden at least. A court in Malmö in southern Sweden has ruled that traffic wardens must be prepared to take abuse as part of their daily work. Although the court handed down a fine and a suspended sentence to a man convicted for assaulting a female traffic warden […]

As the global warming farce confirms, science is not immune from grant-seeking fact avoiding lunacy, but its refreshing to see that research still produces breakthroughs. The latest: moonbats in lab coats have proven that other lower animals share their dislike of Rush Limbaugh. Beetles are destroying ponderosa, pinyon, lodgepole pines […]