Forget cross-hairs on maps and blaming Sarah Palin for murdering nutters. In Russia, political debate is much more civilised. This speech, for example, is interrupted by …..a helicopter dildo….

Ah, pure Oz genius. Is this some sort of Ashes defeat escapism? A COUPLE floating down Melbourne’s Yarra River on inflatable dolls have been rescued after getting into trouble. Police say the 19-year-old couple had just passed Pound Bend Tunnel at Warrandyte North when the water became turbulent and the […]

After human traffickers took Chinese women to work in Africa as prostitutes, local and Chinese police mounted (is that the right word?) an operation to save them. But they don’t want to go home. Police from China flew to the Democratic Republic of Congo in November in the country’s first […]

Are those solar panels in your trousers or are you just pleased to see me? Because first in the list of Glad I didn’t get those for Christmas we have solar powered trousers. Oh yes. For the low, low price of $920, you can own a pair of Go Urban Cargo […]

For those who haven’t seen this marvellous offering from barking mad animators Apple Daily yet, we have Cable vs Sky:

Ahh, “winter songs”…perfect to get us in an ethically-cleansed politically correct holiday mood.

Perhaps it’s because their country is falling to bits that the Spanish are clutching at straws. Facing an imminent crash out of the Eurozone and a property market that’s either half built, falling down or both; one mad crone from Galicia has decided to look overseas for an investment. She’s […]

An awards ceremony in search of a theme, or a way to rebuild broken Britain? It appears that we have a chance to take part! David Cameron has launched the Big Society Awards and, yes, we get to nominate the ‘winners’. The Big Society is about moving power away from […]

Sometimes…. ah …. sometimes… oh just read it yourself. Lunacy. With a hat on. A Swedish porn king has said he wants to open a string of swinger hotels where guests can stay for free if they allow their bedroom exploits to be filmed and broadcast on the Internet. Adult […]

Is there no end to the psychological warfare of the eco-zealots? This gizmo is supposed to teach children about that to save polar bears you must wash your hands in goldfish waste. Or something. Well here’s a clever way to encourage people to conserve water while they’re washing their hands. […]