Originally I thought that I would probably be better off doing this post over at my usual place but then I thought, what the heck, let’s see if I can manage it here without reverting to type. This latest example of Gordon Brown’s prudence doesn’t appear to have come from […]

Channel 4 ‘Dispatches’ this evening will be bringing us a heartwarming tale of Care In The Community. This old gentleman used to spend hours on end sleeping through his day in a purpose-built nursing home in the heart of W1 with only the company of other geriatrics peacefully snoring on […]

“There are dodgy employers out there who are trying to undercut their competitors and drive down British wages by employing people illegally, so we’ve come up with this new way of taking much faster on-the-spot action.  It’s quite clear that this new regime, which is part of a big shake-up […]

They are all in on the writing act. The prize for Best Ironic Title has to be shared by the Prime Mentalists’ efforts “Courage” and “Britain’s Everyday Heroes”, although his next effort “An A-Z Of Medicine Cabinets” is believed to be semi-autobiographical. In the Taking The Piss award category, the […]

On Wednesday the SNP and Plaid Cymru used their Opposition Day to put down a motion in the House of Commons to dissolve Parliament and hold a General Election. TheEye will research the wording of the motion as it probably would have to be a petition to Her Majesty asking […]

Spotted yesterday on A Tangled Web who in turn hat/tip’s The Mail. Immigrants will be eligible for fast-tracked passports if, within six years, they perform 50 hours of community service. This would shave two years off of the usual period to get to properly get elbow-room on the benefits ladder. […]

Forty years after D-Day The Gipper gave this speech on the Pointe du Hoc. ..your hopes are our hopes and your destiny is our destiny… …we were with you then, we are with you now… …your hopes are our hopes and your destiny is our destiny… …here in this place […]

The day after the Euro and Local Elections, for everyone who wants to see the back of Gordoom, it is truly a day for rejoicing. So let’s all sing together A. LeClerq’s song “The Wreck of the Nancy Lee“: “I’ll tell you the tale of the Nancy Lee, The ship […]

Shocking news is just reaching me that a Labour MP – somewhere – has declared that they will not be standing down, sometime soon! This is all the more dramatic because just about every other Labour parasite has declared today that they WILL be leaving government to spend more time […]