In another step to rein in the voter fraud which Labour have excelled at over the past few years, the spookily obvious requirement that people actually register themselves to vote is now coming in. Much as it’s impossible to understand Labour’s point that having equal sized constituencies is somehow ‘unfair’, […]

TheEye’s social calendar is incredibly full. It’s Sat 4th which means it must be [flicks through diary] the London Open Day of… The British Stammering Association would like to welcome all its members and their family and friends, and anyone affected by stammering (no need to be a member) to […]

TheEye was out last night with fellow blogger St Crispin (who was in Gibraltar for the week throwing himself out of a Hercules) and afterwards struggled to make it home in time to live-blog Question Time and This Week. Lost house-keys didn’t help. Still, disaster was averted and the live-blog went ahead […]

The BBC tell us that “Jacqui Smith adjusts to life after election defeat“ In 2007 she became the country’s first female home secretary and yet just three years later Jacqui Smith is the highest profile casualty of Labour’s election defeat. Yes, there was a reason for that. £116,000 of taxpayers […]

Here is the video that the Labour Party is going around waving lawyers’ letters about – the video that just won’t die. This is the Diane Abbott (C)Rap, a marvellously fascist bit of indoctrination for schoolchildren. Ask yourself if you know what teachers are doing to your offspring today. The […]

 Remember 1999? So how’s this working out for you?

It seems that Labour doesn’t like it up’em. Well, except Peter Mandelson of course. No sooner had Tim Montgomerie launched MyLabourPoster to collect the best of the satire on Labour’s latest campaign than serial shagger Prescott was bursting a blood vessel and throwing his toys at Eric Pickles. Strangely none of […]

 You may have read that McDoom plans to sell of the port of Dover. To the French, actually. Glad to see that Dame Vera Lynn has weighed in on this SHAMEFUL move by Labour. DAME VERA LYNN is urging officials to rethink plans to sell the Port of Dover to […]

If you want a share of the 50 million being distributed for railway station repairs then tough luck if you aren’t living in a Labour constituency. This doubtless meritocratic redistribution of taxpayers money to voters in marginal Labour seats deserving cases has conincidentally fallen thusly: Manchester Victoria – Tony Lloyd […]

If you were forced – absolutely forced – to list your top 10 examples of how, at the fag end of a dying Government each and every authoritarian wannabe is trying to jump on the Jolly Bandwagon of Stupidity as it heads towards the cliff, then this would be a […]