The ever-breathless Nick Robinson is leading the joint Labour – Al Beeb charge to pin as much blame as possible on David Cameron for fact that a private investigator working for a newspaper listened to (and deleted) some voicemails of a murdered child eight years ago. TheEye has been keen […]

….and that’s bound to be just the tip of his own personal thieving iceberg. Unfortunately the criminal justice system doesn’t contain judicial powers to force-feed someone their own scrotum. Which is a shame, really.

There’s an article in the Daily Telegraph today which deserves fisking for its pure wrongheadedness: David Cameron should admit to watching porn, says Jacqui Smith The former home secretary, Jacqui Smith, has called on David Cameron to admit that he has watched pornography, in an attempt to start an “honest […]

And so the beat goes on…..*sigh*. A contribution today from one of the most badly assembled human beings ever made – for it is she: A MP has backed calls for the DNA screening of all men in Bristol as part of the hunt for the murderer of Jo Yeates. […]

Just across the border from here in Gibraltar lies La Linea – a crime-ridden decaying town reliant solely on the financial overspill of The Rock. And after decades of corrupt and incompetent officials it is effectively bankrupt. So much so that the Policia Local officers are now having to take […]

Oy Vey! GrumpyOldTwat has delivered the goods in style, as usual. Splendid work!

David Cameron’s official measured, thoughtful and statesmanlike response to Ed Miliband’s election. David Cameron’s private reaction to the news that EdM was rejected both by his party members and MP’s and only elected because of the Trade Union vote:

Remember the last time a Jew was leader of a major political party in the United Kindgom? Labour smeared him with this poster, comparing Michael Howard to Fagin: Unsurprisingly the media didn’t make much of a fuss…it was, after all, aimed at someone on the right. Imagine the outcry if […]

The “big” announcement is due in exactly two hours time. Will it be the one who looks like a rapist or the one who looks like he has Down’s Syndrome? A nation waits with bated breath, and other oral disorders. Victory by the younger irritating wonkish one would delight the […]

Faintly amusing schoolboy-humour stuff from the BBC via Guido…made more amusing because TheEye hasn’t subsidised it via a telly tax.