It all started in America of course, but not to worry because Flash Gordoom is here to save us all. After all, the rest of the civilised world is apparently following his brilliant idea of throwing vast amounts of taxpayers money at anything which moves. So how well is that […]

Save us, Flash! Just like you saved Financial World from those evil invading armies of profiteers and sub-prime mortgage sellers who were enslaving them! And when you conquered Nose World live on television with the Excavating Finger Of Justice! Now, Flash, to Copenhagen! You only have 50 days…… It’s not […]

Breaking news from the Land of the Dead Tree Press tonight – the graveyard shift of the newspaper reviews on 24 hour news channels bring us this devastating news for McDoom. Iain Dale MP will be cursing that he has the night off. With the headline “Labour’s Lost It” The Sun says that […]

It looks as though Andrew Marr is well and truly off of the No.10 Christmas card list for daring to ask the question that everyone has wanted to put to McDoom for a while – and Guido has been egging the Lobby to do – ask about the happy pills. […]

Typical of our Prime Mentalist to surface for a blatant photo opportunity in the desert. Entertainingly there is a veritable car-park full of vehicles neatly lined up behind him for the occasion. One presumes that they weren’t needed anywhere else today and are surplus to requirements. If anyone dies today […]

Hmmm. Jonah McDoom goes missing, just like Macavity, for a month. Over a month, the FTSE100 rises by 9% Coincidence?

It’s MEP election night and things aren’t looking good for some…better for others. Early scans show that Labour will be FIFTH in the SW and Gibraltar region – even behind the Cornish Nationalists. In other news, Nick Griffin looks like he has polled enough to become an MEP for the […]

Thoroughly deserved treatment, of a complete incompetent, by the veterans of WW2 and THAT grinning ninny seems to be completely oblivious. No change there then.After all, he seems to be oblivious to anything in the REAL world! Incidentally, I don’t recall seeing this clip being broadcast on the BBC. Mmmm, […]

You really would need a heart of stone not to laugh at the latest news that Lord Falconer, the former Lord Chancellor, has essentially called on Gordoom to resign, hours before the European election results deliver a stake through the black heart of his embattled leadership. “I think we are […]

It’s been a great day for those who loath Labour. It’s been an even better day for those who loath Gordon Brown.  The two sets of people overlap since many Labour people also seem to loath Gordon! Ministers have been resigning on the hour, every hour, even as Gordon insists […]