If Gordoom were to build a snowman: He would first commission a report into the feasibility of snowmen, with due regard to transgender snow’person’ issues. He would then ignore the conclusions of the expert report and ask Ed Balls what to do. He would then get Damian McBride to plant […]

“I am neither a finance expert nor a trained economist but fear of making technical mistakes (of which, I am sure, this book is full) should not silence us altogether when the task before us is so urgent.” Hang on. Isn’t this the chap who ran the UK economy for […]

It’s 100 days into the Coalition government, but that’s no real reason to re-post this video of Gordoom resigning. Just…..because. There are some things you can enjoy a thousand times over.

In news to surely hearten Gordon Brown, it seems that any moronic leader with a tenuous grasp on reality, a pill problem and the economic skill of a dead spaniel can be rehabilitated after they are combined to the dustbin of history. Apparently 84% of Romanians no longer support the […]

From Daniel via email.

In a mind-numbing splurge of stupidity, Gordon Brown has apparently created something called a “Seaside Tsar” three days before an election. Duncan Bannatyne appears on television’s Dragon’s Den, which apparently is a capitalist version of Professor Heinz Wolff‘s classic show The Great Egg Race, and he’s been promised the new […]

In another twitch from the Führerbunker in the last days of the war, our mad drug-addled leader is sending 874 regiments against Moscow giving us all a free webpage! Woohoo! An article in the Daily Labourgraph (with this picture…what’s her web address please? Mmmmm) makes for amusing reading: The Prime […]

The Guardian yesterday had this marvellously heartwarming story: North Korea has executed a senior official blamed for currency reforms that damaged the already ailing economy and potentially affected the succession, a news agency in South Korea reported today. Pak Nam-gi was killed by firing squad last week, said Yonhap, citing multiple sources. The Workers […]

No, not in favour of the Euro, which will upset Lord Fondlebum of Boys and Hartlepool. A website is offering painstakingly detailed replicas of Colonial Currency used in the sci-fi series Battlestar Galactica. Considering that the UK is very likely to lose our AAA credit rating in the next few […]

Apologies for the slight radio silence but am working on a very interesting project. When the coding magic dries up, though, inspiration is bing sought here. Enjoy! (but turn the music off before it drives you completely Prime Mentalist)