TheEye was watching cricket yesterday, and all sorts of excitement seem to have happened in the meantime. Typical, isn’t it? A splendid summary by ToryBear wrapped up in a single picture: Despite the vast amount of trees currently being chopped down to provide us with a range of opinions from the […]

This is Sterling against the Dollar as Brown triggered a Labour leadership election and offered the LibDems a coalition until that bloodbath takes place in the Autumn. Clegg’s response of opening formal talks just cemented the gloom in the markets. And all this is happening before we get to see […]

Will this look a bit daft in 24 hours? Their website hasn’t caught up with their dead-tree version yet. Isn’t it supposed to work the other way around?

…and Police in Westminster have confirmed that the stand-off at a large terraced house in London is continuing. Reports say that Scottish man has barricaded himself inside and is holding 60 million people hostage.

“The people have spoken, the bastards”. Dick Tuck’s concession speech following his loss in the 1966 California Senate. And so we wait another day to find out who will be our next Prime Minister. Astonishingly, if we don’t have a new one by Monday morning then Jim Knight, Mike O’Brien, […]

Laugh or cry? There was a time when our electoral system was fair and incorruptible. We don’t live in Africa…over here, what went into the ballot boxes was what came out. One Man (before lunacy crept in) One Vote. A property franchise too. Life was much more civilised before the […]

It’s over and the dust is beginning to settle. Gordoom is holed up in the bunker staring gloomily at the revolver and the whisky but can’t bring himself to do the honourable thing. It’s a crying shame that the last sentence was typed metaphorically rather than literally. Having been fed […]

Here it is – the Election Night Liveblog…..starting when polls close at 10pm and carrying on until the last Moderator collapses in a gibbering drunken stupor over their laptop. We’re live and dangerous across 10 blogs –  All Seeing Eye, Barking Spider, Biased-BBC, Corrugated Soundbite, Dick Puddlecote, Governmentitus, GrumpyOldTwat, Man […]

This post is dedicated to the hard working activists who are still out there chasing up on reluctant voters, telling, and knocking up in the fading daylight with the clock counting down: * I have a plan, sir. * Really Baldrick? A cunning and subtle one? * Yes, sir. * […]