Border Control

April 29, 2010 at 4:50 pm

Amidst all of the uproar about Arizona implementing a law to make it illegal to be illegal, it seems that border control is done differently in other countries. Hamas is claiming Egypt pumped poison gas into an underground tunnel between Egypt and Gaza, killing four Palestinians. These are the tunnels, […]

Taking The Election Seriously, Navy Style

April 14, 2010 at 10:31 am

It’s great to see that members of the Senior Service haven’t lost their touch. A former Royal Navy seaman has been given an Asbo – to stop him swearing at politicians when they appear on his TV or on the radio.Martin Solomon, 64, has already spent the past two weeks in prison […]

Boy Convicted Of Rape Reports TV Show

April 6, 2010 at 11:16 pm

In a marvellous example of crime and punishment meets you can’t make it up, we hear news from Sweden that a documentary team received a tip-off that a boy had been innocent of his conviction for rape. They were asked to investigate and the documentary was aired on Wednesday…but since […]

Pepper Spray Halts Refugee Wedding

March 14, 2010 at 4:12 am

Just try reading this article from Sweden’s The Local and put “London” in at the appropriate points instead of “Malmö”, and our very own Jack Straw’s Department of Injustice in place of the refreshingly open-minded Swedish Ombudsman.   The Swedish Parliamentary Ombudsman (Justitieombudsmannen) has ruled that there is no case […]

BBC Presenter Admits To Murder

February 16, 2010 at 8:00 am

So, we wake this morning to news that BBC presenter Ray Gosling has admitted to smothering his gay lover to death with a pillow. With no sign of any regret or remorse, indeed “None whatsoever”, he said on the BBC East Midlands’ Inside Out show: “I killed someone once… He’d […]

Cameron On Householders’ Rights

January 31, 2010 at 10:32 am

“The moment a burglar steps over your threshold, and invades your property, with all the threat that gives to you, your family and your livelihood, I think they leave their human rights outside.” David Cameron said this during an interview today for BBC1’s Politics Show – hopefully a video clip to follow. […]

Killer Can’t Be Deported Because He Might Kill Again

January 23, 2010 at 10:43 pm

There are times when you read an article and disagree. There are times when this takes the part of a gentle headshaking, maybe a swearword or two, and there are times when you are glad that the seat beneath you is too heavy to effectively swing at the monitor. There […]

‘Ello ‘Ello ‘Ello You Can’t Swim There, Lad

January 22, 2010 at 8:27 am

It’s not often that TheEye quotes the Daily Make-It-Up but today is an exception, for we have the truly marvellous article: “Labour is dreaming up 33 new crimes a month… including barring you from swimming into the Titanic“. Labour has created 4,300 new crimes since taking power – including a […]

Homeowner Defends Home, Is In Trouble (Pt 94)

January 10, 2010 at 11:45 pm

A cynic might suspect that the main motivation for passing on an article in the Telegraph declaring that Myleene Klass fought off intruders with a kitchen knife was the opportunity to publish this picture. TheEye refutes this completely. Miss Klass, a model for Marks & Spencer and a former singer […]

Christian Evicted From Rapist’s Cell

January 6, 2010 at 1:53 pm

The decay has reached the point that merely being a Christian around a rapist is regarded as a human rights violation: An atheist rapist has complained that his human rights were breached by having to share a prison cell with a Christian inmate. Barman Steven Relf, 40, was jailed indefinitely […]