….and that’s bound to be just the tip of his own personal thieving iceberg. Unfortunately the criminal justice system doesn’t contain judicial powers to force-feed someone their own scrotum. Which is a shame, really.

Sometimes it’s okay to steal what you need just to survive. And judging by these two e-Fits from the Wilts and Gloucester Standard you can utterly forgive these two for stealing cosmetics in a raid on a beauty store. As Nick Ross used to say…Don’t have nightmares…do sleep well. And […]

Some interesting statistics released to Parliament yesterday (no, honestly!). If the ECHR gets its way, and it seems that the Government is indeed going to roll over and play dead, 28,770 prisoners who are serving a sentence of less than four years will now get the vote. That number includes […]

Preparing the students of today for the useful jobs of tomorrow, we see the future of education. And it is….blurry. A cultivation school for aspiring medical marijuana growers is drawing students, despite the recent failure of Proposition 19 and federal law that still regards the drug as illegal. The Cannabis Training […]

David Kernell, whose prying into Sarah Palin’s personal e-mail account caused an uproar two months before the 2008 presidential election, was today sentenced to a year and a day by a judge in Knoxville, Tenn. Kernell was convicted of misdemeanor computer fraud and felony obstruction of justice back in April. Rather Nixonian that […]

In a helpful attempt by the friends of an attempted murderer to provide plod with a conprehensive list of suspects and their retarded brethren, a website has been set up for us to express our “solidarity” with the student rioters. In complete contradiction to the pictures broadcast live on Sky […]

In Sweden rather than here, but maybe the idea will catch on…. A special police unit in Stockholm combating share scams was closed last week by the chief safety ombudsman due to a large influx of cases.Four Stockholm county police officers are working on five large investigations involving nearly 2,000 […]

A girl can be sued over accusations she ran over an elderly woman with her training bicycle when she was 4 years old, a New York Supreme Court justice has ruled. The ruling by King’s County Supreme Court Justice Paul Wooten stems from an incident in April 2009 when Juliet […]

Under the revised and more powerful terms of the European Arrest Warrant that the UK has just signed up to (thanks a lot, David ‘No More EU Powers’ Cameron) we can all be extradited to other EU countries for things which are crimes over there but not in the UK. […]

From the much underrated “Saudi Gazette“, this bit of comic genie(us): A licensed “ruqya” reciter of the Qur’an has entered the drama surrounding the Madina judge charged with accepting money to pass verdicts through his court and who claims he was “under a spell” at the time of the alleged […]