Question Time Is Back

September 23, 2009 at 9:01 pm

It’s back! Question Time is on tomorrow night at 10:35pm UK time on BBC1 for what will be its 30th anniversary. As usual there will be a live chat during the programme hosted on Biased-BBC which will be presided over by David Vance, and yours truly will be be providing […]

Make-Over For ASE

August 26, 2009 at 9:48 am

On a day when nothing much has happened so far….murdering scumbag dies in a comfortable bed rather than screaming for help in a rapidly submerging car, you know, that sort of not much happening…it seemed a good opportunity for the long overdue makeover of All Seeing Eye to finally go live. As opposed […]

TeamEye’s Message To Murdoch

August 6, 2009 at 11:03 pm

Some said it would never happen, some said it was inevitable, but most said whoever tried it first would be toast before others followed. NewsCorp, which has been losing money like a drunk man at a poker table (£2bn last financial year if you believe their figures) has announced that […]

TheEye Is Back

July 15, 2009 at 7:15 pm

For those who don’t know, TheEye had an accident a few weeks ago. Several days were spent completely unconscious until the sounds of bustling nurses broke through the arms of Morpheus and TheEye awoke to discover that he was surrounded by a vast array of medical gizmos up to and […]

Great Job Titles Of Our Time

June 13, 2009 at 6:02 pm

News from North Korea: South Korea’s mass-circulation JoongAng Ilbo newspaper tells us yesterday: “The youngest son of North Korea’s authoritarian leader has been given the title of “Brilliant Comrade,” ….. a sign the communist regime is preparing to name him as successor to the ailing Kim Jong Il. And you […]

Poisoned Brandy – Is Nothing Sacred?

June 10, 2009 at 11:48 am

The IRA used bombs and bullets…but as far as TheEye is aware they didn’t ever get as inventive as ETA who planned to assassinate judges with poisoned decent French brandy. The leading antiterrorist judge Balthasar Garzon (pictured) was one of several intended targets in a plot foiled by authorities with […]

Hackney Council hates soldiers

June 9, 2009 at 3:19 pm

Armed Forces Day – What is it? The first Armed Forces Day is 27 June 2009, and is an opportunity for the nation to show our support for the men and women who make up the Armed Forces community. Every single council in the mainland, most in Northern Ireland (with […]

The Wreck Of The Nancy Lee

June 5, 2009 at 8:11 am

The day after the Euro and Local Elections, for everyone who wants to see the back of Gordoom, it is truly a day for rejoicing. So let’s all sing together A. LeClerq’s song “The Wreck of the Nancy Lee“: “I’ll tell you the tale of the Nancy Lee, The ship […]

10…9…8…Countdown To GorDoom.

June 2, 2009 at 2:17 am

It is almost exactly 50 hours until the Beginning Of The End. The Götterdämmerung except that was of course the Twilight Of The Gods and Gordoom hardly qualifies as one of those. From the G.O.T we are reminded with a typically excellent picture as to how it’s going to turn […]

Ah Well, Didn’t Like It Anyway.

May 25, 2009 at 3:57 pm

From the ever-odd Croatian Times we learn that: “Former Yugoslav communist leader Tito’s once-luxurious yacht Galeb is set to get a new lease of life. The yacht, for years abandoned at the Viktor Lenac shipyard on Croatia’s northern Adriatic coast, was bought by the city of Rijeka last Friday. The […]