AGW – And The Beat Goes On

September 23, 2009 at 5:21 pm

The New York Post says EVERYBODY PANIC! It’s official. It’s getting hot down here. And if we don’t stop burning oil and coal, the Big Apple will be cooked.According to a high tech study commissioned by a concerned Mayor Bloomberg and generously funded by the Rockefeller Foundation, climate change caused […]

We’re All Doomed Pt.94

August 24, 2009 at 3:57 pm

Just when you thought you knew all of the ways that mankind is doomed and how we are all going to burn / freeze / *insert environmental catastrophe here* then along comes another one. Now we’re all going to die of oxygen reduction, and guess who is at fault? New […]

Capt. Al Bore’s Shiny New Boat

August 20, 2009 at 7:57 pm

Not content with flying half way around the world to conferences in his private jet just to lecture us for leaving that little red light on the front of the TV on overnight and killing 32 polar bears an hour, Al Bore has plumbed new depths of hypocrisy. Not content […]

Ideal Gift For Eco-Nutjobs

August 6, 2009 at 9:06 pm

What do you get for the Eco-Nut who has everything except a way to measure their neurotic guilt? How about “Industrial Designer” Nick Hunter’s idea for a wrist-worn device which gives you a monthly carbon allowance and monitors how you use them… Introducing the Wearable Carbon Credit Meter. [T]he carbon […]

A Story Of Windmills And Toothbrushes

August 3, 2009 at 12:48 pm

This AGW (oops, sorry, climate change now) nonsense has hit new levels of self-parody and satire. As has been giggled about in countless other places and in the midst of us poor taxpayers being promised a windfarm in every front garden whether we need our electric toothbrushes to work when […]

TUVALU TOO LOW!

July 20, 2009 at 12:22 pm

You have to laugh. The tiny Pacific island state of Tuvalu has said it wants all its energy to comefrom renewable sources by 2020. Public Utilities Minister Kausea Natano said hisnation of 12,000 people wanted to set an example to others. Tuvalu is madeup of a string of atolls with […]

JUST WAITING FOR THE END OF THE WORLD?

July 8, 2009 at 8:04 pm

Oh no – surely this cannot be true! An international group of academics is urging world leaders to abandon their current policies on climate change. The authors of How to Get Climate Policy Back on Course say the strategy based on overall emissions cuts has failed and will continue to […]

SHRINKING SHEEP!

July 2, 2009 at 8:38 pm

So, who would have figured that climate change is shrinking sheep in Scotland? Scientists first began studying Soay sheep, on the island ofHirta in the St Kilda archipelago, in 1985. Since then, the sheep havedecreased in size by 5% – their legs getting steadily shorter and their body weight decreasing. […]