THE BURNS WALL OF SOUND…

June 11, 2009 at 8:33 pm

Did you see the picture of Phil Spector sans wig? Take a good look – then look at the picture of Mr Burns – the evil capitalist genius from the Simpsons. Have they EVER been seen in the same room?

PALIN VS LETTERMAN…

June 11, 2009 at 6:38 pm

Have you been following the firestorm following David Letterman’s tasteless comments about Sarah Palin’s daughter? Letterman’s “humorous monologue contained this line..“One awkward moment for Sarah Palin at the Yankee game, during the seventh inning, her daughter was knocked up by Alex Rodriguez.” Palin was in New York with her 14-year-old […]

DR W.H.O.

June 11, 2009 at 3:12 pm

Thank god for swine flu! I mean, if we didn’t have this Mexican export then all those very well paid people that hold such high office in the World Health Organisation would not be in a position to declare a global flu pandemic! Today’s little piece of UN stage managed […]

UK RECESSION OVER!

June 10, 2009 at 8:08 pm

Great news! The recession in the UK is now over and green shoots of recovery are spotted everywhere. So says the the National Institute of Economic and Social Research. This will come as great news to the millions of unemployed and the decimated UK high streets. Hooray for the NIESR […]

SALUTING A REAL PRINCE

June 10, 2009 at 7:34 pm

My colleague Mike Cunningham over on ATW has put up a toast to Prince Philip who is 88 years young today. The older I get the more I appreciate his qualities and I am sure that all readers will join me in raising a glass to HRH.

ORDER ORDER!

June 10, 2009 at 7:21 pm

I was reading that Labour babe Margaret Beckett has thrown her hat into the ring as the race to replace Mick “Gorbals” Martin as the race for Speaker heats up. How blessed we are, seeing as how Tory tottie Anne Widdecombe has also allowed her name to be mentioned. But […]

A FINAL SOLUTION REQUIRED?

June 7, 2009 at 5:08 pm

Can’t say I am surprised to read the Saudi King wants his new best pal Obama to “impose” a “solution” on Israel. A final one, perhaps – or is that to be Iran’s role? Saudi Arabia and other Arab states want Obama to get tough with Israeli PrimeMinister Benjamin Netanyahu […]

BROWN TURNS BLUE?

June 7, 2009 at 12:08 pm

You really would need a heart of stone not to laugh at the latest news that Lord Falconer, the former Lord Chancellor, has essentially called on Gordoom to resign, hours before the European election results deliver a stake through the black heart of his embattled leadership. “I think we are […]

OBAMA BEACH

June 6, 2009 at 6:58 pm

From the sublime to the ridiculous. Earlier today we saw the Gipper speaking so movingly 25 years ago. And then, Gordon came along. Have a listen to this – a truly National embarrassment. He arrived LATE, was roundly boo-ed and then, came Obama beach. God almighty but will we not […]

PRETTY WORDS DON’T MEAN MUCH, ANYMORE

June 6, 2009 at 1:17 pm

On a more sombre note, I see that Obama has visited the Buchenwald concentration camp. Now we all know the great evil that was committed in that place and Obama delivered the usual rhetoric expected of him, even going so far as to condemn Holocaust deniers. But hang on a […]