On a day when all political programmes are bound to be obscured by a certain televised debate between somebody who is shortly going to stop being Prime Minister, somebody who is about to start being Prime Minister, and somebody else; Question Time this week comes from London. On the panel […]

Further evidence, if it were needed, that Obama and Brown are cut from the same military-despising cloth. It seems that the US Navy is planning to name the newest San Antonio class amphibious landing ship after corrupt, sleazy, traitorous politician John Murtha. According to a Navy memorandum obtained by Navy […]

Ah, just when Elf’n’Safety has taken most hazardous chemicals off the shelves and away from anywhere that they can harm children and small animals comes the terrifying news that NAAFI tea will be polluting the shelves of a Spar near you. Sold in aid of Help for Heroes, who will get 50p for every packet purchased, now […]

It’s great to see that members of the Senior Service haven’t lost their touch. A former Royal Navy seaman has been given an Asbo – to stop him swearing at politicians when they appear on his TV or on the radio.Martin Solomon, 64, has already spent the past two weeks in prison […]

Now it seems we may be prosecuted in an international court if we don’t believe in the collapsing science of man caused global warming, climate change… A campaign to declare the mass destruction of ecosystems an international crime against peace – alongside genocide and crimes against humanity – is being launched […]

Question Time this week comes from Woking, which is the town where the Martians first land in The War of the Worlds and also features in Douglas Adams’ book The Meaning of Liff as the word for when you go to the kitchen but forget why. Woking constituency is represented […]

On an idea from the splendid Croydonian Chiswikite, let’s consider what is taking the mood of the country today; what is leading the news, what is driving our hopes and fears, what is – basically – the topic du jour. And the answer is…aliens. Yes, the proof is in todays “Most […]

Well, well, well; never realised this about the Gerbil-Faced One. Amazing. Explains a lot about her inferiority complex and all-round bad attitude. Related to Sarkozy, perhaps? Maybe she does have a use after all. It’s at perfect pint-resting level…. Spotted on ToryBear

In a marvellous example of crime and punishment meets you can’t make it up, we hear news from Sweden that a documentary team received a tip-off that a boy had been innocent of his conviction for rape. They were asked to investigate and the documentary was aired on Wednesday…but since […]

Obama’s approval rating has dropped 5 points in one month after signing the biggest government takeover of private enterprise in the history of the free world. CBS reports: Last week, President Obama signed historic health care reform legislation into law — but his legislative success doesn’t seem to have helped […]