On behalf of all four contributors to the AllSeeingEye blog, TheEye wishes you all a Merry Christmas and a peaceful and prosperous New Year; and for those of you on deployment or serving in unfriendly places, a safe homecoming.

For those who haven’t seen this marvellous offering from barking mad animators Apple Daily yet, we have Cable vs Sky:

If Gordoom were to build a snowman: He would first commission a report into the feasibility of snowmen, with due regard to transgender snow’person’ issues. He would then ignore the conclusions of the expert report and ask Ed Balls what to do. He would then get Damian McBride to plant […]

A cheerful Christmas post tomorrow, probably, but in the meantime you can never be too careful…

It’s the age old feeling, and no doubt it’s been honed over the last few weeks as you’ve stood impatiently waiting to buy Christmas presents. That other line is moving faster than yours. Turns out that it’s probably true. And in a perfectly valid academic exercise to enable shops to […]

If this was a Daily Mail story they’d have got benefit scrounging asylum seeking witch into the headline somehow. But it doesn’t hail from these shores – it is a Swedish story of stupidity. A Stockholm woman who approached a psychic medium for help to free her from the evil which […]

Yes, indeed. TheEye is taking a break from working on The Project That Just Won’t Die and needs some form of distraction. Helpfully, the New Zealand government has just made public 2,000 pages of UFO eyewitness accounts dating back to 1952 and that should do the trick quite nicely. Local […]

Quite US-biased and a bit lefty but the Google Review of 2010 isn’t bad at all.

….because they say you should always look for the good news in everything. And you know you’re having a bad day when: A middle-aged man was beaten to death allegedly by his four wives at village Kabirpur under sadar upazila of the district early Tuesday. The deceased was identified as […]

Much attention has been given to the Christmas cards given out by the leaders of the two main political parties (and the rapidly imploding other one), as it always is every year. This, for example, is Clegg’s effort: There’s probably enough material in the detail there to keep an amateur […]