From a recent posting in the Situations Vacant ads in the city of Xinyang: West Jiuhua Mountain scenic spot is hiring full-time tea-leaf pickers. A prospective employee has to be a woman with no sexual experience, has a bra size of at least C, and has no scar or wound […]

To be filed under You’ve Got To be Bloody ‘Avin’ A Larf. Cutting edge research from one of nature’s true biodiversity hotspots: You are alive, but just how alive? We know that species live under our beds or in our backyards. But how many living organisms are on a square […]

TheEye is not making this up. It’s only an hour old from the Press Association. It’s real. Weep, you fools, weep! Read and despair… Nick Clegg will be portrayed as a tragic hero with hip hop swagger in a new musical play. The Deputy Prime Minister is the main character in Nicked, […]

Free medical advice from AllSeeingEye:  If you’ve got cockburn, don’t cover it in lime. It’ll sting. [Cheerfully lifted from the always unread Freemantle-Cockburn Gazette which was really hinting at Fury at discharges from cement plant]

Today we learn something new and unspeakably odd about the centuries old hatred between Azerbaijan and Armenia. Reported this week in the unmissable ArmenianDiaspora: On Monday Azerbaijan’s secret services busted two students from Baku State Engineering University after Heidar Aliev, catching them red-handed – indulging in anti-Azerbaijani erotica. Yes indeed. […]

Mexican men beware – if you seem jealous, show “indifference” toward your wife, or don’t perform in bed, you might just find yourself behind bars: Mexican men who display extreme jealousy or avoid sex with their wives could be tried in court and punished under a new law, the special […]

Pure genius from San Francisco, where extortion is done with a style that we seem to lack in the UK. Consider the case of one Frank Salvador Solorza, who has just been convicted of conspiracy, attempted extortion, and impersonating a federal officer. He was sentenced on Wednesday to three years […]

Congratulations to the executives of Transocean Ltd., who have just given themselves six-figure bonuses for 2010. The bonuses included large amounts for meeting safety goals that year, described in the SEC filing as “the best year in safety performance in our company’s history.” According to the filing, in 2010 the company […]

It may be only April, but the BBC are putting in early entries for Headline of the Year. Great stuff.

Menachem Begin was a terrorist and we should have hung him for his crimes at the time – as he deserved. But no, we miss our chance and like every bastard who puts on a suit and becomes a “revered international statesman” we’re stuck being polite to him for a […]