Dreaming Of A MiGgy Christmas

December 17, 2008 at 4:30 pm

We see today that Russia intends to give 10 MiG-29 fighter jets to Lebanon as a “gift”.No strings attached there, obviously. Mikhail Dmitriyev, the head of Russia’s Federal Military and Technical Cooperation Service, is also quoted as saying Moscow and Beirut are negotiating the sale of armour to Lebanon for […]

HMS QM2?

December 17, 2008 at 3:21 am

TheEye has been promised a Guest Article from the undeniably top bloke who blogs as St Crispin’s Day on this very subject of our new aircraft-carriers so has steered clear of a personal rant on the issue. If this had not been offered then a furious diatribe would have been […]

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter

December 17, 2008 at 2:14 am

Never shy about reporting on breaking news which is vital to the future of our civilisation, TheEye needs to inform its readers of breaking news from Missouri. A state legislator there wants to rescind a 19th-century law banning the sale of yellow margarine, though it’s been years since any violator […]

BBC sacks contractor over licence fee warning letters

December 16, 2008 at 3:28 pm

TheEye sees everything and does not choose to pay the Television Tax – as it is obviously not necessary for a non-corporeal being to part with cash to observe events. However the Daily LabourGraph informs us that BBC sacks contractor over licence fee warning letters containing false statistics “The corporation […]

Anti-Kidnap Expert Is Kidnapped…More Unbelievable Than Geoffrey Archer

December 16, 2008 at 2:49 pm

There is a project called the Merida Initiative to control the rampant crime in Mexico. It is costing US taxpayers $1.6 billion. TheEye casts a sharp gaze towards US affairs, knowing that when the US coughs, the world, as they say, catches a cold. And so TheEye is not pleased […]

Pots and Kettles (Pt.94)

December 16, 2008 at 2:13 pm

One begins to worry sometimes whether sanity and grass-roots realism will surface in time to peg back the ever-encroaching grip of the EUSSR. Christopher Booker records here the disgraceful behaviour of certain Members of the European Parliament during their visit to Prague Castle recently and their outright rudeness and arrogance […]

Brown: “Not Fit To Lick Churchill’s Boots”

December 14, 2008 at 9:39 am

The contemptible One-Eyed Son of the Manse, Bottler Broon, the Snot-Gobbler, the Prime Mentalist…take your pick from any of the standard alternative names on the political side of the web…has just been attacked by Winston Churchill’s grandson in no uncertain terms. Except in his own mind, nothing can compare Brown […]

Totty Watch – Miss World

December 14, 2008 at 8:01 am

Despite not existing as a corporeal being, TheEye is delighted to note the election of Kseniya Sukhinova (20) as the new Miss World. Kseniya (if we may be so familiar) from north-west Russia (TheEye has her telephone number but isn’t telling*), beat Miss India and Miss Trinidad and Tobago into […]

“Some Corner Of A Foreign Field….”

December 14, 2008 at 7:28 am

Those who serve in the Armed Forces are people prepared to fight and to die for what they believe in. Fight for values, fight for freedom, fight for the soldier standing next to them, or sometimes, fight purely because they are ordered to do so. But fight bravely they always […]

Postman Pat And His Black And White Privatisation

December 14, 2008 at 6:13 am

This site is unashamedly right-of-centre. If in power it would enact policies which would make David Cameron cringe. Tax-cuts and freedom. Liberty and justice. Social responsibility. The Union. However politics has been turned on its head over the last few years – for example by a recent Home Secretary often […]