It’s truly unbelievable. Why isn’t every news channel leading with the most important story of the month? Nay, the year! Decade! The man who invented the doner kebab has died. Mahmut Aygun, was suffering from cancer and died in Berlin at the age of 87. Known as the “kebab king” […]

Via The Lone Voice and originally from The Mail we learn that coastguards must now fill out a health and safety questionnaire before going out to save lives. Called a ‘Vehicle Pre-Journey Risk Assessment’, this marvellous way of getting people unnecessarily dead requires a “reason for journey” and an assessment […]

The three men in the picture are scum. If we had the death penalty again (which the EU won’t allow us to under laws we’ve signed up to) I’d pull the lever myself. They threw caustic soda on a mentally retarded girl after repeatedly raping her for two hours. She […]

The Miraculous Coming of the Obamessiah is being greeted with damp knickers by the BBC and much of the MSM. If you are a retard, why not get an Osama inauguration tattoo to celebrate? At least because he’s being sworn in with his full name by a nutcase chaplain, leftists […]

It must be said that The Croydonian is a sound cove, and an excessive quaffing of alcohol with him would strike anyone as a night well spent. TheEye hasn’t enjoyed one yet but intends to do so as soon as possible. However Mr C has a post on his site […]

There continues to be speculation in the British Press that HMS Endurance could be scrapped. Two articles and a paragraph or two quoted from The News (Portsmouth’s unoriginally named daily newspaper) “HMS Endurance May Be A Total Write-Off” “The navy is considering scrapping HMS Endurance because of the damage she […]

Picture and text borrowed from Curly’s Corner Shop due to its excellence. It appears to be his original work and his site, although occasionally parochial to South Shields, is well worth checking out. Unfortunately 155 politicians survived The captain said that the failure of the Economy and it’s subsequent crash […]

There were three options for the picture to go with this article; Commander Tom Phillips (Royal Australian Navy), his submarine HMAS Farncomb, or a girl in a bikini. A no-brainer for your genial hosts Our gallant commander is quoted in an interview with Australian men’s mag Ralph saying that that […]

Well, its taken six years to construct but HMS Daring, first of the Type45 destroyers have left Scotstoun for Portsmouth for sea trials before entering service next year. The crew have been on board since 2006. Built in Labour voting constituencies the Clyde shipyards, the project has ploughed £6 billion […]

TheEye is delighted to note the birthday of David Vance today. A Tangled Web as usual has a post on his site which couldn’t be improved by redrafting so it will be reproduced as it stands: Interesting to read that an English council is planning to spend up to £500,000 […]