Everyone, of course, knows what a witch is. Ragged and wild old woman; misdirects lost travellers, hobbles and cackles whilst saying lawks and is often seen at public executions performing a task impossible to mere mortals – knitting. Sir Bedevere will also prove to you that they weigh the same […]

Question Time comes tonight from Birmingham; a post apocalyptic prison-city which was extensively remodelled in the mid 20th Century by Adolf Hitler and is located in a huge bomb crater somewhere in the Midlands. Highlights include nightmarish buildings, utterly miserable public transport and sadistic traffic systems. For this reason Birmingham […]

There is an article on al-Beeb today documenting what seems on the surface to be a perfectly sensible idea by Education Secretary Michael Gove to make the standard of teaching in the UK system slightly less crap. The reason that it seems sensible on the surface is that…basically it is […]

It’s often said that the Swiss have an excellent form of government. You can point to the fact that local and national referenda mean that different Cantons offer different tax rates, the citizens are armed and they are currently not putting up with this minaret building nonsense. That doesn’t stop […]

Tonight TheEye will be at the annual Miss Gibraltar competition. Purely in the interests of research, you know. *sigh* the hardships endured by your host here in the interests of journalism… On the subject of hardship, some people by the names of “Katie Waissel” and “Jamie Archer” from something called […]

Question Time comes tonight from Huddersfield in the Colne Valley – where the surrounding hills provide a stunning view of the permanent yellow smog over the town. To the east lies the tourist attractions of the ICI complex, various shopping complexes and Leeds Road – the main escape route – […]

In Harris County, Texas: JOB TITLE: Breastfeeding AssistantHOURS: 40 Hours Per WeekSome Evenings & Saturdays As Needed SALARY: Will Be Discussed During Departmental InterviewPlus Mileage ReimbursementBased on 26 Pay Periods Sometimes a post just speaks for itself… If you want to apply, be warned: ALL APPLICANTS ARE SCREENED FOR THE […]

The path from dhimmitude to Islamization continues in Australia: A Muslim woman sentenced to six months’ jail for making a deliberately false statement that a racist policeman tried to forcibly remove her burka has been freed on appeal. Judge Clive Jeffreys said he was not satisfied beyond reasonable doubt it […]

This article has just appeared on the Telegraph website. It’s written by serial copy’n’paster of press releases and plagiarist Louise Gray, which sends up distress flags instantly. TheEye was about to fisk it but was overwhelmed by the sheer stupidity involved and lost the will to live. Perhaps we will […]

One is a failed unelected mong with no concept of basic of economics and has a phalanx of greasy pole-climbing false friends rapidly trying to disown him. He handed out other peoples’ money to vested interests in an effort to bribe them to support him. Plenty of people are lining […]