Hmmm. Jonah McDoom goes missing, just like Macavity, for a month. Over a month, the FTSE100 rises by 9% Coincidence?

It’s almost impossible to believe. What to you give the first Speaker of the Commons to be ousted in 300 years? A peerage. It’s long been a traditional parting honour given to retiring Speakers, but Baron Martin of Springburn, of Port Dundas in the City of Glasgow as we must […]

This is already happening on the streets of the United Kingdom too, but news outlets are unwilling to point the finger at immigrants without being branded as waaaaaaacist, or anti-EU or whatever the evil-prejudice-du-jour is.. The Copenhagen Times runs with what you’d hardly describe as “breaking news” by using a […]

And so it seems that the science isn’t ‘settled’ after all. In the other side of the Pond: The nation’s largest business lobby wants to put the science of global warming on trial. The U.S. Chamber of Commerce, trying to ward off potentially sweeping federal emissions regulations, is pushing the […]

If you are in Hungary on October 9th and find yourself with time on your hands, why not pop along to the inaugural Miss Plastic Hungary?A panel of doctors have been called in as the judges for a beauty contest with a difference where all the entrants have to have […]

Apologies, just couldn’t resist it.

On a day when nothing much has happened so far….murdering scumbag dies in a comfortable bed rather than screaming for help in a rapidly submerging car, you know, that sort of not much happening…it seemed a good opportunity for the long overdue makeover of All Seeing Eye to finally go live. As opposed […]

…and in other news, the murdering booze-fueled Senator from Massacheusetts has gone in the other direction….to a circle of Hell which Dante would have had to have invented especially for him. TheEye wishes to make no comment about Kennedy’s politics at this time. Even though they were at completely at […]

There is a film where the subject of a psychological evaluation is shown a series of inkblots, the famous Rorschach Test, and asked to say the first thing which came into his mind. For all 10 he replied instantly – breasts. As there are no right or wrong answers, it’s […]

There is an article by Peter Jones on the Guardian website complaining that the “compare the meerkat” advert is racist. Apparently his Ukranian girlfriend and a Latvian lodger have difficulty pronouncing the word “market”. When they say the word in broken English it comes out sounding like “can you find a husband […]