TheEye is back in the office, the sun is in the sky and inevitably a man’s thoughts turn to…the legality of skydiving sex.

Indeed.

Local police in Taft, California. were called to a local high school last week after a video started doing the rounds, so to speak, on campus. It “features” porn star Alex Torres and friend Hope Howell taking off – and getting off – for a little in-the-air action.

An interesting variation on the Mile High Club, eh?

The video is a pretty horrific thing to watch (TheEye did so purely to save you the trouble…there is no charge) and mostly shows the pair going at it mid-flight before jumping from the plane and…carrying on.

Local police have declined to file charges, according to KGET-TV. There was no public nudity, as no one saw the early-morning skydiving sex. Torres also posted the video on an age-protected blog, so he can’t be punished for distributing low-budget porn to minors.

Still, the Federal Aviation Administration isn’t particularly amused. Federal aviation rules don’t prohibit sex on private planes, but they do prohibit activity that “distracts or jostles” a pilot – which you’d think this clearly qualifies as.

Except the pilot didn’t seem all that distracted – he only looked back once or twice during the entire video, which is fairly typical when skydivers are on board.

*sigh* Surely this we have reached the End of Days.