Join Labour For 1p?
…if you’re in the Forces, that is.
Ah, it’s not like the good old days when joining Labour cost you £1million…but at least they gave you a seat in the House of Lords along with your membership card.
It’s their new gimmick to attract a group of the population that they’ve always dumped on from a great height. How quickly people forget Bob Ainsworthless and Geoff “Hoon” Hoon.
From Jim Murphy, the Shadow Defence Secretary:
“…This would be an excellent and exciting move which would strengthen (not just) Labour’s defence policy…”
This, of course, comes a big surprise to those of us who can’t think of a single Labour policy on anything, and whose only memorable defence policy when in Government was to build two white elephant aircraft carriers at the end of Gordon Brown’s allotment to provide bribes for Scottish voters. And make it more expensive to cancel them than to start building them.
Plus invading sandy places too. They did a lot of that.
But thinking about it – Rowan Williams has managed to destroy the Church of England from the inside…so maybe there’s something to be said for this infiltration lark?
Sign up today! Maybe they’ve got a snooker table.
If they’re offering it for 1p they should be giving about ten quid in change.
It costs more than 1p to go for a dump in a public bog these days ..
And at least a good dump is pleasureable & brings a feeling of achievement ..
With Labour, you just feel downhearted .. as if you’d only farted .. 😉
Seems like an excessive amount of money to join that useless shower of shit, Eye! 😀 😛 😛 😛
Too right Spidey ..
I’d rather spend the money on having a dump .. at least you can flush it away so that it doesn’t linger for 13 years, nauseating every bastard ..
Squeezing one out would give you so much more satisfaction.
The result is pretty much the same too,
Unfortunately the Gibraltar sewage system would also guarantee you 13 years blockage and – if the curry had been really good – a stink which would drift up the coast terrifying the natives.
The main difference is that AquaGib wouldn’t sell your gold at a historically low price…
100k and a small island in the Bahamas would be my starting price, but you’re not wrong that change is needed.
We need to haggle with them. I think you’re pitching too low 🙂
Military join Labour?!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA