Job Opportunity O’ The Week
In Harris County, Texas:
JOB TITLE: Breastfeeding Assistant
HOURS: 40 Hours Per Week
Some Evenings & Saturdays As NeededSALARY: Will Be Discussed During Departmental Interview
Plus Mileage Reimbursement
Based on 26 Pay Periods
Sometimes a post just speaks for itself…
If you want to apply, be warned:
ALL APPLICANTS ARE SCREENED FOR THE PRESENCE OF ILLEGAL DRUGS.
BOYCOTT AMERICAN WOMEN
Why American men should boycott American women
http://boycottamericanwomen.blogspot.com/
I am an American man, and I have decided to boycott American women. In a nutshell, American women are the most likely to cheat on you, to divorce you, to get fat, to steal half of your money in the divorce courts, don’t know how to cook or clean, don’t want to have children, etc. Therefore, what intelligent man would want to get involved with American women?
American women are generally immature, selfish, extremely arrogant and self-centered, mentally unstable, irresponsible, and highly unchaste. The behavior of most American women is utterly disgusting, to say the least.
This blog is my attempt to explain why I feel American women are inferior to foreign women (non-American women), and why American men should boycott American women, and date/marry only foreign (non-American) women.
BOYCOTT AMERICAN WOMEN!
“Must be comfortable with providing hands-on breastfeeding assistance.”
I’m willing to offer my support….
Ooh, that has to be soooo uncomfortable. Hope she has a good chiropractor.
“Ooh, that has to be soooo uncomfortable. Hope she has a good chiropractor.”
If you think she has problems what about this woman?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2007959/Every-day-I-taunted-strangers-Woman-worlds-largest-natural-breasts-bullying-suffered-childhood.html
You have been and remain, microdave, a generous and giving bloke. I admire you.
It was awful searching for a good picture to accompany this post. Awful, I tell you!
Ah, the curse of blogging 😀
The only American lady I’ve had the pleasure of dating – and this was many many years ago – was absolutely fantastic. A student who was studying for a physics degree in the UK. Had a taste for flavoured tequila.
It seems your mileage has varied, and I’m sorry to hear that.
I loved the fact that her “glamour model” name is “Norma Stitz”.
I’m guessing that wasn’t her parents’ idea 🙂