Tonight, Question Time comes from Shefffield; described by George Orwell as “the ugliest town in the Old World“. Once the only city with a national park within its boundary (since 2010 it isn’t) and unsuccessfully nominated as UK City of Culture (2010 again; bad year, eh guys?) things haven’t been looking so good recently. Losing to Londonderry too. You’d almost feel sorry for them except for the fact you don’t.

You may want to sit down before reading about a panel of…wait for it…John “Vince” Cable, serial shagger David Blindgit, the only occasionally rational Tory MP Anna Soubry, someone called James O’Brien and twisted Nazi uniform whipping prostitute-fetishist Max Mosley.

The LiveBlog will stay open for the surreal This Week, with Andrew Neil and Michael Portillo.

To be fair, I’ve talked myself out of watching this whole evening and I’m supposed to be moderating the Chat. Oh dear.

TheEye and David Mosque will be moderating the abuse here from 10:30pm. See you here! Probably.