Bin Laden Dead
Woke up this morning to hear the news that the world’s most hated man was dead. Imagine TheEye’s disappointment when it turns out it wasn’t Bono.
Well well well. One dodgy birth certificate produced and Bin laden dead. Anyone would think there was a squeaky Presidential election coming up, wouldn’t they?
He was living in a great big mansion just next door to a military base too. But the Pakistanis didn’t notice? Colour us surprised. Two-faced lying bastards. Perhaps the large wedge of money handed over to them last week had a result after all?
The BBC has been showing a rolling obituary all morning which better suits a head of state or great friend of the world which is…typical. Take this sentence as an example “‘To his supporters, Bin Laden was a fighter for freedom against the US and Israel, not, as he was to many in the West, a terrorist with the blood of thousands of people on his hands.'” It’s about time that lot were shot too.
TheEye calls dibs on the film rights though. Samuel L. Jackson as Obama. Morgan Freeman is getting on a bit now and is too busy as Mandela’s stuntman.
Too soon to suggest that Madeline McCann is now the undisputed World Hide And Seek Champion?
Yes, probably too soon.
I feel well & truly “seen-off” .. I was hoping that it would be either Blair or Brown ..
Oh you bastard. I nearly choked when I got to that Bono remark.
I’m a great deal more sad to learn of the death of Henry Cooper ..
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1382549/Henry-Cooper-dies-aged-76-British-boxing-legend-felled-Muhammad-Ali.html
Thanks for the link from yours AE. Yes, I enjoyed writing that 🙂
I think those two are being saved up for a special occasion.Â
There won’t be enough champagne in the world….
Yes, that’s very sad news, I met him at a boxing dinner that he spoke at not so many years ago. A good man; but the news will be lost in the mix today and that isn’t fair.
How very true Eye ..
‘Enery was a complete Gentleman & a wonderful ambassador for both his sport & his country ..
Many of today’s young sports people could do a lot worse than to emulate him ..
RIP Henry Cooper ..
“Imagine TheEye’s disappointment when it turns out it wasn’t Bono.”
Picture the scene: It’s the start of a U2 concert, the curtains roll back and Bono walks on stage. He slowly starts clapping his hands….after a while he announces “Every time I clap a child dies in Africa”.
From the audience a lone voice suddenly shouts “Well stop fucking clapping, then”
I know, it’s an old one……
True or not .. you gotta laugh … 😎 Â
Latest Ad from the Abbotabad Estate Agency ..
“A highly desirable, fully air-conditioned premises just become available at No 1, 5.56 Street & charmingly named “Dun Roamin” ..
Despite US claims, Al Qaeda say Osama Bin Laden is still alive. They released a video this evening featuring Bin Laden in front of a Television. At the end of the video, Osama looked straight at the camera and said,
“Some of you may question if I’m still alive, so I will give you recent news to prove I am.” He turned to the television then turned back to the camera and finished, “Manchester City still haven’t won a trophy,”
British Intelligence dismissed the video, saying it could have been recorded anytime in the last 35 years.
😀  OSAMA DEAD 😀 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What’s the difference between Henry Cooper & OBL ?
“Our” ‘Enery would still be on his feet after 12 rounds ..
Even though we both speak the same language, it’s amazing how there are some subtle differences between American-English and proper English:
They say “sidewalk” we say “pavement”
They say “pants” we say “trousers”
They say “buried at sea” we say “naked and chained to a metal bed frame with a car battery connected to his bollocks whilst being beaten for answers”
Coincidentally, an anagram of Osama Bin Laden is “Lob da man in sea”
A car battery is no good – 12volts is too low. It needs boosting up a bit.
I made an electric “fencer” for a farmer friend out of a “sports” ignition coil, a simple timer circuit, and an electronic ignition module (both from Maplin). I had fun testing the basic circuit at work – it would give a half inch spark with no trouble, and was easily capable of setting fire to paper, cardboard and digestive bicuits, and managed to punch a hole through a bit of rubber matting!
OBL would certainly answer any questions with that connected to his bollocks…
Sounds like good fun MD .. 😎
Just one question though .. why on earth would anyone want to set fire to a Digestive biscuit ?
Those ‘orrible Garibaldi things, with the dead flies in, I can understand .. or even a sickly Custard Cream .. but a perfectly good, dunkable “suggestive” Digestive ? …  😉
IIRC there just happened to be a packet of them lying around…
When this blog takes over the country, Captain Haddock is heading up the Armed Forces and Microdave gets a split responsibiliy of Technology/Innovation plus some sort of national security role.Â
Faced with that bit of kit and a darkened room – no terrorist would come anywhere near the place.
That’ll have Malcom Stevas (one of JuliaM’s commenters/trolls) fuming. We’re both lunatics, as far as he’s concerned…