Last weekend saw even more violence than usual at the Old Firm football clash north of the Border. And Strathclyde Police, as usual, took this as a golden opportunity to plaster their ugly mugs all over the television calling for everything from calm and peace to a restocking of plastic bullets. In the same breath.

One Plod will be wishing he didn’t though. Witness a hilariously poor cut-scene by Sky and some of the worst mong typing you can imagine…in front of a login screen no less…at about 30 secs in. What on earth were the producers thinking to let this actually air?

His mum must be so proud.