Coping With A Zombie Apocalypse At Christmas
A cheerful Christmas post tomorrow, probably, but in the meantime you can never be too careful…
A cheerful Christmas post tomorrow, probably, but in the meantime you can never be too careful…
Phew – very helpful and just in time for the big Day. Sharpening my machete as I write…
No problem. Convinced as I am that the zombie apocalypse is imminent, this blog aims to provide a public service with good survival advice.
Having a good base and plenty of ammunition won’t be enough, though. When the day finally comes my plan is to track down Scarlett Johansson and repopulate the planet.
Bar Humbug!
Yes, seen it. A tagline there saying “Representing the Authentic Islamic Viewpoint”
Bastards. If you set up a website making an attack in the other direction in exactly the same tone then Plod would be all over you like a bad suit.
100% right
Have a good zombie bash this winter festival time, see you after the hangover….
It’s been Zombie Apocalypse at my local Co-op and Tesco Metro since Mondays snowstorm from hell; panic buyers stripped both of bread every day until finally on Xmas Eve they decided that they had enough to see them through the one day that the main shops would be closed.
After the hangover? The trick is never to stop drinking 🙂
Similar story here. We’ve only got one supermarket (Safeway) in the whole place and today it was empty – stripped to the bone during the week by trolley-wielding piranhas.Â
The only things left were frozen turkeys. A whole aisle of them at half price. In a weeks time they won’t be able to give the things away.Â