Much attention has been given to the Christmas cards given out by the leaders of the two main political parties (and the rapidly imploding other one), as it always is every year.

This, for example, is Clegg’s effort:

There’s probably enough material in the detail there to keep an amateur psychologist in work for weeks.

However TheEye is much more interested in Paris Hilton’s 2010 Christmas card offering. And if you’ve ever touched her life (or her) then this is what dropped through your letterbox a few days ago:

Does she have no shame? And are those bracelets or handcuffs?

For the record, TheEye didn’t get one from her. Or a Christmas card.