Save The Manatees, Put The Heating On
As collectivists and hand-wringers brave the 100-year record cold temperatures in Cancun to push the shopworn global warming hoax there is news from the Orlando Sentinel via Doug Powers:
Cold kills record number of manatees in 2010
Florida’s record number of manatee deaths in 2010 — 699 — were largely blamed on the severe cold last winter. And that count could rise with more cold temperatures expected next week…
…Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission officials said Friday that 2010 saw an unprecedented die-off for the endangered mammals…
…Last winter’s freezing temperatures gave many manatees an acute cold shock, like severe hypothermia, that killed them faster than in previous winters [and] the cold weather spread as far south as the Everglades and Florida Keys, areas where manatees usually don’t see many cold-related deaths.
So turn up the heating. By a 4×4 and leave all the lights on.
There’s a manatee depending on you.
I’m already trying to do my bit, Eye ..
By driving a 4×4 ..
The problem is, that I can’t decide whether I’d rather kill a Polar Bear .. or save a Manatee ..
Please advise ..
Worried sleepless of England ..
When not worshiping the Mayan fertility(?) goddess, Cancun style, I’ll certainly be doing my bit for the Manatee and revving up the 4×4. As I understand it, Putin’s got the polar bear issue well in hand.
Amazing how it’s getting colder now that it’s warmer; the goddess is a capricious deity.
Unfortunately (for the Manatees) my little 4X4 averages about 40mpg, so I don’t think they will be getting much warming from my efforts…
My pain at the fate of the Manatees lies bleeding but the Cancu*ts seem to be slipping in their New World Order by sleight of hand just as the climate change con edifice is crumbling
http://joannenova.com.au/2010/12/breaking-the-abdication-of-the-west/
UN to take over the world?
Decisions, decisions .. it’s a dilemma isn’t it ?
I mean, to the best of my knowledge .. neither Polar Bears nor Manatees have ever done me any harm ..
Neither have dragged us into pointless wars, penury, Stasi-style surveillance or any of the other situations in which we find ourselves ..
If only this Global Warming/Climate Change bollocks could somehow be utilised to cull the number of thieving, lying, cheating, parasitic, leeching Politicans worldwide it would be well worth believing in ..
Good one, that should throw the eco-nazis for a loop
I suggest we decide which animal is more worthwhile competitively – using a BBQ.
It’s all the blood sacrifices – worshipping a god that requires human body parts on an altar hasn’t historically been a great weather control mechanism.
More effort required! If they could cause the Medieval Warm Period with dirty polluting handcarts then you can jolly well do your bit this time around!
It looks like it failed again…this time. Now is not the moment to let our guard down though. The battle is not won.
Starving polar bears pushed into the House of Commons at PMQs and the doors locked for a week?
That would make for great X rated television.
Things like this are marvellous – you can almost see heads spinning round and round until they explode under the contradictions. A sort of logic bomb with messy consequences.
They are not failing, it is a feint, a pretend retreat; just howWilliam The Bastard won at Hastings, the bastard.