Breasts Will Save Us From Terrorism

November 13, 2010 at 1:59 pm

Peter Skaarup, foreign policy spokesman of the Danish People’s party, certainly thinks so. If you can’t bear bare breasts, he says, then Denmark might not be the place for you.

According to Skaarup, a documentary film about Denmark, which forms part of the immigration test for foreigners, lacks breasts. He claims that showing topless women in the film will help promote Danish open-mindedness and may even prevent extremists from coming to the country.

“Topless bathing probably isn’t a common sight on Pakistani beaches, but in Denmark it is still considered quite normal. I honestly believe that by including a couple of bare breasts in the movie, extremists may have to think twice before deciding to come to Denmark.”

And who are we to argue? It’s not likely that Theresa May will agree though.