Blinky and Stammering Balls

September 4, 2010 at 5:00 am

TheEye’s social calendar is incredibly full. It’s Sat 4th which means it must be [flicks through diary] the London Open Day of…


The British Stammering Association would like to welcome all its members and their family and friends, and anyone affected by stammering (no need to be a member) to its London Open Day. The event will run from 10am to 5:30pm.

We are delighted that Ed Balls MP is taking time out of his busy schedule to attend the Open Day: Rt Hon Ed Balls MP to be Guest Speaker at BSA London Open Day.

The day will also offer an eclectic mix of workshops and presentations. Topics include:

    * Stress: to react or respond?
    * Neuro-linguistic programming
    * McGuire Programme and Starfish Project (Starfish? WFT?)
    * Alexander technique, workshops dealing with public speaking, belief system, non-avoidance, schools etc.

Eh? Public speaking? Belief system? Non-avoidance? Is he going as a speaker or a patient?

It’s tragic that he won’t need any of those skills when he comes last in the Labour Leadership election. Despite how he might huff and puff, it’s still a straight race between the one who looks like a rapist and the one who has borderline Down’s Syndrome.

Some excellent GrumpyOldTwattishness going on with the pictures.