Some Things You Never Live Down
The Internet is a marvellous thing. In a hundred years the relatives (not his grandchildren, no chance of those) of a certain Alexander C Grunke will look up his name in whatever replaces Google and find……this.
The Grunke boys and a third guy, Dustin Radke, paid a visit to a Cassville cemetery in 2006 so they could dig up the body of Laura Tennessen, who had been buried just the week before after dying in a motorcycle crash — they’d seen her picture in the local newspaper.
The idea was to dig her up, then haul her corpse back to a spot behind Nicholas’s home, where he could…..right, that’s enough of that.
The brilliant line though, is that they “….stopped at Wal-Mart to pick up some condoms“. What? Worried they’d get her pregnant? No lads, that’s not how you get someone pregnant. And neither is what’s going to happen to you in the prison showers when they find out what you’re in for.
Where do you find these items ASE ?
Just read the article & cracked up about the “quality platonic time” bit … 😀 😀
From what I’ve read about US prisons. I reckon these three fine specimens of American manhood are about to find out what the words “Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones” really mean …. =-O >:o :-$ :-$
When you’ve got a list of daily reads and bookmarks as long as mine this stuff falls out more often than you’d think. What makes it on to these pages depends mostly on my mood.
Today is a day for nonsense I think – there’s a post about a Love Pyramid scheduled for this afternoon. Any serious stuff can wait.
WTFF!
And just when I’d thought I’d heard it all before. Incidentally, I wonder what brand of condom they picked up …..
(Image NSFW)
Pic is broken, I’m afraid. But yes; just when you think you’ve tickets all the boxes, turns out there are bigger freaks still out there.
Cut off their bits and stop them from breeding now, please!
:-E =-O :-$ :-$ :-$
Can’t see the pic; is it a Trojan brand called Twisted Pleasure?
Indeed, they’ll be getting all the stiffs that they can handle…
Perhaps I’m more “normal” than I thought…..
Haven’t a clue what’s going on with the pic, seems OK my end but here’s a link to it instead. (still NSFW) 😉
Let’s try this – excellent pic!
Don’t worry about them breeding. No chance. From their mugshots they’d find it tricky pulling a level 8 orc at their local Warcraft guild, let alone a girl with a pulse.
Now where did I leave the code for one of those Voting widgets?