Possibly The Worst Spam Attempt Ever
Just received this gem…
(No Subject)
From: ExxonMobil (web38@btinternet.com)
Sent: 16 July 2010 15:53:16
To:
Your Email id has won £1,000,000.00 GBP in the ExxonMobil Promotion.For claims send:
Name:
Address:
Telephone:
Plain text sent exactly like that… oh please….does anyone seriously fall for this nonsense?
Hey, I’ve got my eye on that failometer graphic of yours. Endless possibilities there 😉
As for the spam? That attempt is so weak that I’m more tempted to call it a “past it’s sell by date” Tesco Basic Luncheon Meat. Not the genuine article, that’s for sure.
Help yourself to the graphic 😎
As for the spam, we all get lots of it but that one was so spectacularly lame it deserved the contempt of the masses.
“it deserved the contempt of the masses”
Abso-effing-lutely! Thanks for the opportunity 😉
“Plain text sent exactly like that… oh please….does anyone seriously fall for this nonsense” ?
Probably the same kind of mongtard who considers that the all-round scumbag Moat was a “hero” …
Once upon a time, having a moat around your village made it safe…….
Now Raoul Moat is finally dead, Gazza can rest easily; Safe in the knowledge that he is once again the most mental person in Newcastle.
Greggs have jumped on the band wagon and Sausage Raouls are now on sale for 69p
I tried to give Raoul Moat a lesson on gun safety, but it went in one ear, and out the other.
Hope you don’t mind….
As for the spam, you should have taken up the offer – you could soon be the proud owner of BP…
Nice one(s) MD …. 😀 😀 😀 😀
Had me chuckling away quite merrily there – cheers!
That’s what we need, a scamming Facebook page targeted at griefstricken hero-worshipping mongs. Just find the right moneymaking cause and ‘there be gold in them tharr hills, lad’.
The lad’s good, eh? Top man.
Made oi larf!
Thanks MD 😉
Safety IS a six foot deep Moat.
F*** it, it’s Friday night – here’s some more……
Raoul Moat walks into a bar. I’ve no idea what happens next, I’m desperately climbing through the toilet window.
Raoul Moat’s Lexus is now available for sale on eBay. It’s a bargain – he only wants coppers for it.
Never go drinking with a policeman. Three hours it took them to get the first round in.
Apparently he’s to be posthumously re-named Roal Drawbridge.. he couldn’t get over himself.
Police were desperately searching for Raoul Moat around the Newcastle area, stopping anyone who’s built like a brick ****house with a flat nose, no teeth and covered in tatoos. They finally located him by deciding to concentrate on stopping men only….
Hi, I’m a sexy 19 year old blonde from the North East looking for some fun. My Mr Right should be big, strong and ginger with a fiery temperament and jealous nature as well as enjoying writing long letters and camping.
If this sounds like you, contact me at armedresponseteam@northumbriapolice,com
That’s your lot.
I heard that Police believe that Moat had a bad case of dandruff,
They found his Head and Shoulders in a nearby tree.
I’m surprised they didn’t ask for your bank account into and birthday.
Twats. Well, with comment thingy, you can block the spammers easily. 😉
Have a fun weekend, mates.
And you Bunni, have a great weekend!
ASE …. Check your “Splicers” thread Opps …. 😉
The “All Aboard”? I’ll do something on that – it looks good, cheers!